सर कृपया (Copperajah) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Sheer Force  
EVs: 172 HP / 252 Atk / 84 Spe  
- Heavy Slam  
- Superpower  
- Power Whip  
- Stone Edge  

Denji (Rotom-Mow) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 8 HP / 248 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Leaf Storm  
- Volt Switch  
- Trick  
- Defog  

Wife (Vaporeon) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Water Absorb  
EVs: 252 HP / 216 Def / 40 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Scald  
- Wish  
- Protect  
- Heal Bell  

literally red bird (Talonflame) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Flame Body  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 248 HP / 52 Def / 208 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Brave Bird  
- Roost  
- U-turn  
- Will-O-Wisp  

Hear me out (Vileplume) @ Black Sludge  
Ability: Effect Spore  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Giga Drain  
- Strength Sap  
- Corrosive Gas  
- Sludge Bomb  

Arceusn't (Silvally-Ground) @ Ground Memory  
Ability: RKS System  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Multi-Attack  
- Swords Dance  
- Rock Slide  
- U-turn