all glass (Conkeldurr) @ Black Belt  
Ability: Triage  
EVs: 132 HP / 252 Atk / 124 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Bulk Up  
- Drain Punch  
- Knock Off  
- Earthquake  

god is perfect (Goodra) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Regenerator  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 244 SpD / 8 Spe  
Sassy Nature  
- Draco Meteor  
- Flamethrower  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Dragon Tail  

look at me (Mew) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Magic Bounce  
EVs: 252 HP / 136 Def / 120 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 25 Spe  
- Psychic  
- Worry Seed  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Teleport  

frank lucas (Kommo-o) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Dauntless Shield  
EVs: 224 HP / 252 Def / 16 SpA / 16 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Iron Defense  
- Body Press  
- Flamethrower  
- Toxic  

babies & fools (Rotom-Heat) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Desolate Land  
EVs: 252 HP / 48 SpD / 208 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Overheat  
- Discharge  
- Nasty Plot  
- Pain Split  

scottie beam (Excadrill) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Bulletproof  
EVs: 252 Atk / 76 SpD / 180 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Iron Head  
- Rapid Spin  
- Stealth Rock