★J0rdy004 ♫ joined [13:11:34] ★J0rdy004 ♫: !pick Alpha, Jordy We randomly picked: Alpha [13:16:13] %Swiffix: enzonana is who you're challenging [13:18:11] &Alpha: ok [13:24:20] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Alpha, Swiffix [13:24:21] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ready? [13:24:23] &Alpha: https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen8randombattle-1687232255 [13:24:44] %Swiffix: this took so fucking long for nothing [13:24:45] &Alpha: !code [13:24:50] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yeah [13:25:46] &Alpha: I could go azelf but we dont take a cc + the other move [13:26:13] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah and they could just click the steel move [13:26:22] %Swiffix: azelf might still be your best bet tho, everything else drops [13:26:29] %Swiffix: or zacian ig [13:26:33] &Alpha: azelf is also a good canditate for dmax too [13:26:35] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Zacian would be sick for late game [13:26:39] &Alpha: imma cc here tbh [13:26:46] ★J0rdy004 ♫: uh [13:26:49] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We live one [13:26:54] ★J0rdy004 ♫: So we can zen headbutt + cc [13:27:00] &Alpha: aight [13:27:07] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 71 84 Atk Zamazenta-Crowned Close Combat vs. Lvl 82 84 HP / 84 Def Tauros: 206-246 (80.1 - 95.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO [13:27:16] &Alpha: watch 'em crit now [13:27:20] &Alpha: :^) [13:27:25] ★J0rdy004 ♫: LOL [13:27:28] &Alpha: oh LOL [13:27:29] &Alpha: I DID [13:27:29] ★J0rdy004 ♫: This is the way [13:27:29] &Alpha: AHAHAH [13:27:35] &Alpha: now cc [13:27:36] ★J0rdy004 ♫: cc [13:27:39] &Alpha: should die here tbh [13:27:49] &Alpha: uh [13:28:04] &Alpha: do we wanna go for damage w/ slide? [13:28:07] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Oh we have no throat chop [13:28:14] &Alpha: nothing switches on ancor shot [13:28:19] &Alpha: nol unfort [13:28:21] &Alpha: no* [13:28:24] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Hold on [13:28:34] &Alpha: can u calc [13:28:43] &Alpha: rock slide + specs sball jolteon [13:28:56] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 82 84 Atk Life Orb Sheer Force Tauros Rock Slide vs. Lvl 86 84 HP / 84 Def Dhelmise: 71-84 (27.2 - 32.1%) -- guaranteed 4HKO [13:29:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 82 84 SpA Choice Specs Jolteon Shadow Ball vs. Lvl 86 84 HP / 84 SpD Assault Vest Dhelmise: 104-124 (39.8 - 47.5%) -- guaranteed 3HKO [13:29:21] &Alpha: u put AV [13:29:22] &Alpha: on the last calc [13:29:23] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 82 84 SpA Choice Specs Jolteon Shadow Ball vs. Lvl 86 84 HP / 84 SpD Dhelmise: 158-186 (60.5 - 71.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO [13:29:26] &Alpha: ok better [13:29:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: It can be av too [13:29:32] &Alpha: ye [13:29:42] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We'd need to be rly lucky with jolteon [13:29:56] &Alpha: calc [13:30:00] &Alpha: icicle crash instead [13:30:32] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 86 84 Atk Arctozolt Icicle Crash vs. Lvl 86 84 HP / 84 Def Dhelmise: 158-188 (60.5 - 72%) -- guaranteed 2HKO [13:30:36] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Just as weak [13:30:44] ★J0rdy004 ♫: This looks like a bad mu for us [13:30:45] &Alpha: jolt might be more useful tho [13:30:49] &Alpha: cause speed [13:30:58] &Alpha: so I'd go rock slide, die, icicle crash [13:31:07] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Azelf does kill [13:31:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: with fire blast [13:31:15] &Alpha: oh u wanna risk [13:31:17] &Alpha: a fb [13:31:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: but risks av [13:31:27] &Alpha: I think I wanna do [13:31:28] &Alpha: icicle crash [13:31:31] &Alpha: we can flinch too [13:31:31] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Can also go zolt rn [13:31:46] &Alpha: ancor shot tho [13:32:00] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Does like 50 [13:32:02] ★J0rdy004 ♫: from band [13:32:07] &Alpha: aight [13:32:08] &Alpha: ill switch [13:32:16] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 86 84 Atk Choice Band Steelworker Dhelmise Anchor Shot vs. Lvl 86 84 HP / 84 Def Arctozolt: 149-176 (50.5 - 59.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO [13:32:23] ★J0rdy004 ♫: It's not band [13:32:26] &Alpha: k it's not band [13:32:31] &Alpha: we can [13:32:33] &Alpha: twave [13:32:34] &Alpha: here [13:32:38] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes [13:32:43] &Alpha: ofc [13:32:44] &Alpha: they had [13:32:46] &Alpha: mamo [13:32:47] &Alpha: lmao [13:32:49] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Ah that's the perfect counter [13:32:50] ★J0rdy004 ♫: to zolt [13:32:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ;_; [13:33:31] &Alpha: i think i sack tauros here [13:33:37] ★J0rdy004 ♫: hmm [13:33:54] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah [13:34:18] %Swiffix: what kind of [13:34:22] %Swiffix: rude ass [13:34:25] %Swiffix: unnecessary [13:34:27] %Swiffix: comments [13:34:36] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I thought luchick was a cool guy [13:34:39] ★J0rdy004 ♫: guess not [13:34:46] &Alpha: do I go [13:34:47] &Alpha: zacian [13:34:49] &Alpha: and click stab^ [13:34:51] &Alpha: ?* [13:34:55] ★J0rdy004 ♫: uh [13:35:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: That doesn't guarnattee an ohko [13:35:59] &Alpha: what other option do we have [13:36:08] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We have nothing [13:36:12] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Fine go zacian [13:37:36] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Damn this matchup really sucks [13:37:37] &Alpha: i wanna [13:37:38] %Swiffix: yeah [13:37:40] &Alpha: sdances [13:37:41] &Alpha: so badly [13:37:42] &Alpha: here Pokémon Showdown! damage calculator. (Courtesy of Honko, Austin, & Kris) - Damage Calculator [13:38:15] %Swiffix: EQ kills doesn't it [13:38:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: specs pump just kills [13:38:22] ★J0rdy004 ♫: eq has a low chance [13:38:38] &Alpha: do we sack [13:38:39] &Alpha: zolt? [13:38:53] &Alpha: i think they will turn here [13:38:55] &Alpha: tbf [13:39:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We have no defensive core [13:39:13] %Swiffix: yeah [13:39:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: So we do need to play aggressively [13:39:18] %Swiffix: and if we sack zolt then go jolt [13:39:20] %Swiffix: they just mamo [13:39:22] %Swiffix: I guess SD [13:39:24] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I think zolt is fine [13:39:26] ★J0rdy004 ♫: or sd [13:39:30] &Alpha: ill sd [13:39:40] %Swiffix: nice no burn [13:39:40] ★J0rdy004 ♫: phew [13:39:40] &Alpha: goof [13:39:41] &Alpha: good* [13:39:45] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Play rough for sure [13:40:27] ★J0rdy004 ♫: blade [13:41:19] &Alpha: can u calc [13:41:20] &Alpha: if [13:41:21] &Alpha: cc kills? [13:41:24] &Alpha: or even play rough [13:41:34] &Alpha: because that might be a bait to switch into dhelmise [13:41:35] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah [13:41:36] &Alpha: and dmax w/ it [13:41:43] ★J0rdy004 ♫: They kill with both bash and cc [13:41:48] ★J0rdy004 ♫: guaranteed [13:41:53] %Swiffix: yup [13:41:54] &Alpha: yeah [13:42:16] ★J0rdy004 ♫: hold on [13:42:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Can go jolt [13:42:34] ★J0rdy004 ♫: and click sball [13:42:48] &Alpha: now? [13:42:51] %Swiffix: yeah jolt takes a cc [13:43:01] &Alpha: like I dont attack either? [13:43:13] ★J0rdy004 ♫: No bc zama outspeeds and kills [13:43:25] &Alpha: oh [13:43:26] &Alpha: it's gfaster [13:43:27] &Alpha: omg [13:43:32] &Alpha: I thought sword doggo was faster [13:43:33] &Alpha: ok [13:43:35] %Swiffix: yeah lol [13:43:36] &Alpha: ill go jolt [13:44:00] &Alpha: sball? [13:44:02] %Swiffix: ye [13:44:15] %Swiffix: watch them have blissey lmao [13:44:25] &Alpha: I click the x if so [13:44:41] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah sball [13:44:47] %Swiffix: nice [13:44:47] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Damn [13:44:50] &Alpha: calc if [13:44:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We nee dthose [13:44:55] &Alpha: band ice shard [13:44:56] &Alpha: kills [13:44:56] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ice shard [13:44:57] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah [13:44:57] &Alpha: I think it does [13:44:59] &Alpha: but ye [13:45:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: es [13:45:08] ★J0rdy004 ♫: it does [13:45:14] &Alpha: zolt? [13:45:21] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Life orb is a roll [13:45:27] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes [13:45:28] &Alpha: it's not orb [13:45:31] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Zolt is fine to sack [13:45:43] &Alpha: aight [13:45:46] ★J0rdy004 ♫: They're scarf I think [13:45:53] %Swiffix: yeah might be [13:45:59] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Azelf [13:46:12] &Alpha: do I nasty? [13:46:20] ★J0rdy004 ♫: hmm one sec [13:47:14] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah [13:47:24] &Alpha: do we dmax? [13:47:26] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yes [13:47:29] &Alpha: good [13:47:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: max mind [13:47:42] &Alpha: this might be still lost but [13:47:45] &Alpha: we had a bad matchup [13:47:57] %Swiffix: we've got a chance, we'll see [13:48:03] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yh we couldn't have won this without crits ngl [13:48:04] &Alpha: max flare [13:48:05] ★J0rdy004 ♫: max flare [13:48:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: for sure [13:48:07] %Swiffix: yup [13:48:15] &Alpha: oh the speed drop [13:48:17] &Alpha: annoying [13:48:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Damn [13:48:18] %Swiffix: daaaaamn [13:48:18] &Alpha: then [13:48:20] &Alpha: the mamo [13:48:21] %Swiffix: yeah expected that [13:48:21] &Alpha: is def band [13:48:24] &Alpha: not scarf [13:48:29] ★J0rdy004 ♫: it could be [13:48:40] &Alpha: do I keep [13:48:41] &Alpha: attacking [13:48:58] ★J0rdy004 ♫: no [13:48:59] %Swiffix: I don't see why not [13:49:03] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We want to keep azelf [13:49:14] %Swiffix: who do you wanna switch into [13:49:19] &Alpha: jolteon might still be useful [13:49:23] &Alpha: for zama [13:49:28] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Sack the rock mon I think [13:49:50] &Alpha: oki [13:49:52] &Alpha: imma go lyca [13:50:14] &Alpha: edge is free [13:50:18] %Swiffix: yeah [13:50:31] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yep [13:50:57] &Alpha: we die [13:51:01] %Swiffix: adios [13:51:02] &Alpha: + sball w/ jolteon next [13:51:10] %Swiffix: depends [13:51:12] &Alpha: or [13:51:13] &Alpha: mh [13:51:15] %Swiffix: idt sball kills without spdef drop [13:51:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We click whatever now [13:51:57] ★J0rdy004 ♫: as long as it's not sucker [13:51:58] &Alpha: do we wanna sack + fire blast? [13:52:01] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes [13:52:11] ★J0rdy004 ♫: just edge [13:52:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Also gets hail chip [13:52:24] &Alpha: aight [13:52:25] &Alpha: azelf [13:52:26] &Alpha: please [13:52:28] &Alpha: PLEASE [13:52:41] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Wait [13:52:49] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ok gleam is piss weak [13:52:54] &Alpha: yeah [13:52:55] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Fire blast is the way [13:53:03] ★J0rdy004 ♫: and don't miss [13:53:05] ★J0rdy004 ♫: :3 [13:53:24] %Swiffix: epic [13:53:24] ★J0rdy004 ♫: phew [13:53:27] &Alpha: vamos [13:54:48] &Alpha: does ice shard [13:54:49] &Alpha: kill [13:54:50] &Alpha: at this range [13:54:54] &Alpha: assuming band [13:55:04] ★J0rdy004 ♫: no [13:55:16] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 80 84 Atk Choice Band Mamoswine Ice Shard vs. Lvl 82 84 HP / 84 Def Azelf: 82-97 (31.9 - 37.7%) -- 91.6% chance to 3HKO [13:55:22] &Alpha: good [13:55:26] &Alpha: what should we click here [13:55:32] &Alpha: let's assume dhelmise is AV [13:55:33] ★J0rdy004 ♫: If they go mamo we go jolt [13:55:38] ★J0rdy004 ♫: dhelm isn't av [13:55:46] &Alpha: oh, ok [13:56:07] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I thought we confirmed earlier [13:56:12] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I'm remembering correctly right [13:56:15] %Swiffix: we didn't [13:56:17] &Alpha: no we haven't confirmed it before [13:56:19] %Swiffix: you're thinking wishi [13:56:26] ★J0rdy004 ♫: oh [13:56:28] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I am bad [13:56:40] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We're forced to switch [13:57:01] %Swiffix: zacian then jolt sball? [13:57:03] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Since we lose if we let the ground immune die and mamo is scarfed [13:57:15] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Oh wait [13:57:16] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I remember [13:57:22] ★J0rdy004 ♫: This wasn't band [13:57:25] ★J0rdy004 ♫: the dhelm [13:57:38] &Alpha: we never said it's band, we were assuming it [13:57:43] &Alpha: but it can be AV [13:57:56] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah I'm just saying that that's what we had concluded on it [13:58:03] %Swiffix: sooooooooooooo [13:58:03] &Alpha: so what we do here [13:58:09] &Alpha: what do we sack [13:58:13] %Swiffix: zacian drops then sball jolt? [13:58:37] &Alpha: if zacian drops [13:58:41] &Alpha: and mamo is scarf [13:58:43] &Alpha: it knock off and wins [13:58:46] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah [13:58:55] ★J0rdy004 ♫: This is just a gamble [13:59:57] &Alpha: what do I do [14:00:00] %Swiffix: just ignore them Matteo idfc [14:00:04] %Swiffix: Jordy? [14:00:14] ★J0rdy004 ♫: It doesn't matter what we click [14:00:19] &Alpha: do I click blast? [14:00:21] ★J0rdy004 ♫: since we don't know the item [14:00:23] &Alpha: I wanna click blast [14:00:24] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah [14:00:28] ★J0rdy004 ♫: we have to hope for no scarf [14:00:29] &Alpha: ofc [14:00:32] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Ah that sucks [14:00:45] ★J0rdy004 ♫: sball [14:01:04] %Swiffix: nice [14:01:05] &Alpha: OH [14:01:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: LOL [14:01:08] %Swiffix: nice nice nice [14:01:17] %Swiffix: scarf still wins [14:01:19] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Mamo is prob just scarf [14:01:20] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah [14:01:20] &Alpha: if they're scarf [14:01:20] %Swiffix: but if it's not scarf [14:01:21] %Swiffix: dun dun dun [14:01:22] &Alpha: we lose [14:01:29] %Swiffix: yup [14:01:29] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I think they did anchor for the funny [14:01:29] &Alpha: scarfg [14:01:30] %Swiffix: gg [14:01:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah [14:01:30] &Alpha: gg [14:02:02] &Alpha: https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8randombattle-1687232255 [14:02:11] %Swiffix: possibly the most annoying opponents I've ever had to face in a tour [14:02:18] &Alpha: https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen8randombattle-1687257339 [14:02:25] &Alpha: im so disgusted by their behaviour [14:02:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Brazil in wcor might have been worse [14:02:34] ★J0rdy004 ♫: but this isn't great no [14:02:36] &Alpha: and I dont buy the other guy apologies either [14:02:40] &Alpha: since he was the first one to start it [14:02:44] &Alpha: fucking gross. [14:02:45] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah [14:02:56] %Swiffix: oh yeah he's fully sarcastic [14:03:06] %Swiffix: what's the team? [14:03:10] &Alpha: is the timer [14:03:12] &Alpha: supposed to be on [14:03:12] &Alpha: or [14:03:21] %Swiffix: they can turn it on after 30m [14:03:27] &Alpha: !code [14:03:28] %Swiffix: idk if it's for each match or in general [14:03:48] %Swiffix: at least this team is more balanced [14:04:01] &Alpha: i wanna click STAB here [14:04:40] %Swiffix: lyc is defo switching, you could either eq or uturn [14:04:45] %Swiffix: jordy? [14:04:50] ★J0rdy004 ♫: u-turn [14:04:50] &Alpha: imma uturn [14:04:51] &Alpha: we dont have time [14:05:04] &Alpha: cofa [14:05:16] &Alpha: and we set tspikes [14:05:26] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Nice [14:05:42] &Alpha: anothe rlayer? [14:05:50] ★J0rdy004 ♫: uh [14:05:54] ★J0rdy004 ♫: It can trap us [14:05:58] &Alpha: body press I guess [14:06:05] %Swiffix: yup [14:06:05] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Imo go gon [14:06:06] &Alpha: phew good [14:06:06] %Swiffix: nice [14:06:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Oh we have bp [14:06:14] &Alpha: sball? [14:06:22] ★J0rdy004 ♫: sure [14:06:23] %Swiffix: yeah [14:07:13] &Alpha: fly? [14:07:20] &Alpha: their best switch-in was a balloon mon [14:07:25] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I'd go rachi [14:07:26] &Alpha: it puts a lot of pressure on them [14:07:27] ★J0rdy004 ♫: for rocks [14:07:27] &Alpha: mh [14:07:28] &Alpha: ok [14:07:36] &Alpha: oh imma [14:07:38] &Alpha: flinch here [14:07:41] &Alpha: OR [14:07:43] &Alpha: blace [14:07:46] &Alpha: to spin block it [14:07:54] &Alpha: i think I like blace here [14:08:01] %Swiffix: this can have eq [14:08:09] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Nah blace just dies [14:08:10] &Alpha: they need to remove tspikes [14:08:15] &Alpha: hm [14:08:19] &Alpha: should I go w/ iron head then? [14:08:21] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yeah [14:08:22] &Alpha: and hope for flinche [14:08:43] &Alpha: iron head again? [14:08:55] ★J0rdy004 ♫: uh [14:08:58] ★J0rdy004 ♫: they might eq now [14:09:02] ★J0rdy004 ♫: and they outspeed [14:09:02] %Swiffix: eq 2hkos [14:09:07] &Alpha: what do I do then [14:09:09] &Alpha: i have no time fella [14:09:10] &Alpha: dale [14:09:26] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Fine go iron head [14:09:33] ★J0rdy004 ♫: can't risk anythihg nelse either [14:09:42] %Swiffix: flygon [14:09:43] &Alpha: flygon? [14:09:44] &Alpha: ye [14:09:52] %Swiffix: even if they switcheroo they get a band [14:10:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes [14:10:12] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Eq [14:10:24] %Swiffix: ez eq [14:10:29] &Alpha: scarf is more useufl [14:10:31] &Alpha: ngl [14:11:09] &Alpha: triple axel [14:11:10] &Alpha: mh [14:11:11] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Go cinder or rachi [14:11:16] &Alpha: i prefer [14:11:17] &Alpha: rrahci [14:11:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I think rachi [14:11:21] %Swiffix: yeah rachi [14:11:26] %Swiffix: nice [14:11:26] &Alpha: free ihead [14:11:27] ★J0rdy004 ♫: iron head [14:11:28] %Swiffix: iron head [14:11:56] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Oh shit [14:11:57] &Alpha: its ok [14:11:58] &Alpha: we are [14:12:00] &Alpha: scarf on [14:12:02] &Alpha: fly [14:12:02] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Luckily we got scarf [14:12:03] &Alpha: and on [14:12:05] %Swiffix: yup [14:12:06] &Alpha: blace [14:12:15] &Alpha: do we [14:12:18] &Alpha: fire punch [14:12:19] &Alpha: I think we do [14:12:20] %Swiffix: you can fpunch [14:12:34] ★J0rdy004 ♫: n [14:12:37] ★J0rdy004 ♫: they can have crunch [14:12:41] &Alpha: I had no time [14:12:41] &Alpha: bro [14:12:42] &Alpha: LOL [14:12:48] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ok click body slam [14:12:58] &Alpha: ok revenge kill [14:12:59] &Alpha: w/ eq [14:12:59] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Gon kills for sure [14:13:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Wait [14:13:15] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Oh nvm [14:13:16] ★J0rdy004 ♫: this can't dmax [14:13:18] ★J0rdy004 ♫: eq [14:13:19] %Swiffix: lol [14:13:27] &Alpha: yeah lol [14:13:42] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Feels nice having a good mu ourselves this time [14:13:49] &Alpha: dont jinx it [14:13:53] &Alpha: please SHUSH [14:14:04] %Swiffix: nice [14:14:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We need to save gon [14:14:14] &Alpha: yeah [14:14:20] &Alpha: we sack cinde? [14:14:26] &Alpha: guys [14:14:26] &Alpha: quick [14:14:37] ★J0rdy004 ♫: High jump kick [14:14:52] %Swiffix: nice [14:15:07] ★J0rdy004 ♫: pyro [14:15:18] %Swiffix: eqeqeqeqeqeqe [14:15:27] ★J0rdy004 ♫: that [14:15:31] %Swiffix: click the funny ground button [14:15:38] &Alpha: now [14:15:40] &Alpha: dmax? [14:15:42] ★J0rdy004 ♫: omg it's the funny ground button haha xd [14:15:44] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yes [14:15:44] %Swiffix: yeah [14:15:45] ★J0rdy004 ♫: max quake [14:15:52] %Swiffix: beeg ground button [14:16:43] &Alpha: https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8randombattle-1687257339 [14:16:58] &Alpha: https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen8randombattle-1687266942 [14:17:02] &Alpha: NOT [14:17:03] &Alpha: THIS [14:17:13] %Swiffix: lol [14:17:23] &Alpha: J0rdy004 [14:17:24] &Alpha: dale [14:17:24] &Alpha: dale [14:17:26] %Swiffix: team? [14:17:30] %Swiffix: J0rdy004 [14:17:30] %Swiffix: J0rdy004 [14:17:31] %Swiffix: J0rdy004 [14:17:32] %Swiffix: J0rdy004 [14:17:33] %Swiffix: hi [14:17:41] &Alpha: !code [14:18:02] %Swiffix: I love mr mime galar [14:18:05] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We autolose to xern [14:18:08] ★J0rdy004 ♫: if it's pherb [14:18:08] &Alpha: ty [14:18:09] %Swiffix: shhhh [14:18:12] &Alpha: we know [14:18:13] &Alpha: now [14:18:14] &Alpha: what to do [14:18:23] %Swiffix: it might be [14:18:27] %Swiffix: choiced and not geo :3 [14:18:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: plume [14:18:45] ★J0rdy004 ♫: That's our best bet Ig [14:18:56] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yeah ok [14:18:57] &Alpha: there we GO LOL [14:19:04] &Alpha: I guess I can try [14:19:06] &Alpha: a sludge [14:19:07] %Swiffix: ay [14:19:07] %Swiffix: ay [14:19:08] %Swiffix: ay [14:19:08] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Was hoping for a balanced game [14:19:08] %Swiffix: ay [14:19:11] %Swiffix: I love [14:19:12] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah we need to sludge [14:19:15] %Swiffix: that we got to g3 [14:19:17] %Swiffix: to face this [14:19:19] %Swiffix: woooooo [14:19:20] %Swiffix: ayyy [14:20:28] %Swiffix: did I dc [14:20:32] ★J0rdy004 ♫: no [14:20:44] ★J0rdy004 ♫: It'd be funny [14:20:46] %Swiffix: ig they don't have a psychic move [14:20:58] ★J0rdy004 ♫: if we copy paste one of those bullshit messages from them about waiting long [14:21:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: but we're too good for that [14:21:11] &Alpha: that would be putting ourself down to their level [14:21:13] &Alpha: no thanks [14:21:13] %Swiffix: exactly [14:21:15] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yeah lmao [14:21:26] ★J0rdy004 ♫: No way [14:21:27] %Swiffix: WOOOO [14:21:29] &Alpha: it's NOT [14:21:31] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Sap [14:21:31] %Swiffix: SPATK DROP [14:21:31] &Alpha: ok [14:21:33] %Swiffix: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [14:21:37] %Swiffix: AYAYAYAYAYAY [14:21:38] &Alpha: I can [14:21:38] &Alpha: SAP [14:21:39] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Couldn't get more unlucky [14:21:39] &Alpha: here [14:21:40] &Alpha: tbh [14:21:47] ★J0rdy004 ♫: You need to sap them [14:21:58] %Swiffix: watch em geo again kek [14:22:07] &Alpha: we live another [14:22:07] &Alpha: dw [14:22:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We'd crit them too [14:22:12] ★J0rdy004 ♫: btw [14:22:25] %Swiffix: yup [14:22:32] %Swiffix: no poison [14:22:35] %Swiffix: spatk drop [14:22:41] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Nice [14:22:43] &Alpha: AYOOOO [14:22:44] %Swiffix: yup [14:22:45] &Alpha: A Y OOOO [14:22:48] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:48] ★J0rdy004 ♫: LOOOL [14:22:49] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:50] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:51] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:51] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:52] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: LMAOOOOOO [14:22:52] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:53] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:54] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:54] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:55] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:56] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:56] &Alpha: we're BACK [14:22:56] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:57] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:58] %Swiffix: epic [14:22:58] &Alpha: IN THE GAME [14:22:58] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Holy shit bro [14:22:58] %Swiffix: epic [14:23:01] %Swiffix: epic [14:23:02] %Swiffix: epic [14:23:03] %Swiffix: epic [14:23:04] ★J0rdy004 ♫: This is so deserved [14:23:05] %Swiffix: epic [14:23:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: incredible [14:23:07] %Swiffix: E [14:23:08] %Swiffix: P [14:23:09] %Swiffix: I [14:23:09] %Swiffix: C [14:23:28] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Alpha you're so good [14:23:35] %Swiffix: guys [14:23:37] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ok hold on [14:23:37] %Swiffix: did I mention [14:23:39] ★J0rdy004 ♫: we can take the time [14:23:42] &Alpha: it's not over yet LMAO [14:23:42] %Swiffix: how epic that was [14:23:44] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Though [14:23:46] ★J0rdy004 ♫: mr mime galar [14:23:55] &Alpha: mr mime galar is fine but [14:23:58] &Alpha: magical fire [14:23:59] &Alpha: idk [14:24:05] &Alpha: we still take 0 from that I guess [14:24:05] ★J0rdy004 ♫: That shit does like 30 [14:24:12] &Alpha: mr mime then [14:24:21] %Swiffix: ye [14:24:31] %Swiffix: omg that was beautiful [14:24:36] &Alpha: nasty [14:24:37] &Alpha: or do I go [14:24:38] &Alpha: for damage [14:24:55] ★J0rdy004 ♫: np [14:25:10] &Alpha: freeze dry [14:25:14] &Alpha: then we rkill it with ssomehting [14:25:20] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes [14:25:22] %Swiffix: yeah [14:25:30] &Alpha: dugtrio looks [14:25:32] &Alpha: juicy here [14:25:42] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yes [14:25:43] %Swiffix: mhm [14:25:51] &Alpha: ihead [14:25:53] &Alpha: i dont want to risk [14:25:55] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes [14:25:55] &Alpha: a eq immunity [14:25:59] ★J0rdy004 ♫: agree [14:26:18] &Alpha: ihead again? [14:26:22] %Swiffix: this thing is annoying [14:26:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: uh [14:26:40] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Boltbeam tox coverage is tough to switch into [14:26:53] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I think beartic [14:26:57] &Alpha: beartic can win this [14:27:01] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Bc they're recovering now [14:27:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: And dug doesn't 1v1 it [14:27:14] &Alpha: superpower? [14:27:24] ★J0rdy004 ♫: No [14:27:31] ★J0rdy004 ♫: They just outstall that [14:27:33] %Swiffix: lemme just [14:27:43] &Alpha: okay then I go for what [14:27:46] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Crash doesn't 2hko but seems better [14:27:51] &Alpha: aight [14:27:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Pory is just bad into us [14:27:56] %Swiffix: !code [14:28:02] %Swiffix: nice [14:28:02] &Alpha: I take [14:28:02] &Alpha: this [14:28:08] &Alpha: I sack [14:28:09] &Alpha: plume [14:28:13] &Alpha: then rotom [14:28:22] %Swiffix: agree [14:28:24] &Alpha: we are low on timer [14:28:25] &Alpha: dale [14:28:28] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes [14:28:36] &Alpha: plot? [14:28:39] ★J0rdy004 ♫: no [14:28:42] ★J0rdy004 ♫: can't rsik [14:28:43] &Alpha: tbolt [14:28:44] &Alpha: ok [14:28:45] %Swiffix: just tbolt [14:29:01] &Alpha: WE TAKE [14:29:02] &Alpha: IT [14:29:05] ★J0rdy004 ♫: lmaoo [14:29:08] &Alpha: do I plot now? [14:29:11] ★J0rdy004 ♫: no [14:29:15] ★J0rdy004 ♫: They can tox and ice beam [14:29:18] &Alpha: ok what I do [14:29:20] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Gotta go duggy [14:29:23] ★J0rdy004 ♫: and paraflinch [14:29:30] &Alpha: AYO [14:29:32] %Swiffix: nice [14:29:37] %Swiffix: it's so satisfying [14:29:40] %Swiffix: to win [14:29:42] %Swiffix: against people [14:29:46] %Swiffix: who are rude [14:29:46] &Alpha: it's not [14:29:47] &Alpha: over [14:29:47] &Alpha: yet [14:29:48] &Alpha: Swiffix [14:29:49] &Alpha: SHUSH [14:29:50] %Swiffix: ik but yeah [14:29:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Eh it'll be soon [14:30:22] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We have more iron head than they have recover [14:30:40] &Alpha: what do we sack here [14:30:44] &Alpha: to claw [14:31:18] %Swiffix: rotom takes a pulse [14:31:21] %Swiffix: i think [14:31:30] &Alpha: risky because they have ice beam [14:31:31] %Swiffix: yes [14:31:36] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Can we not just irond head [14:31:38] ★J0rdy004 ♫: iron head [14:31:40] %Swiffix: ice beam [14:31:40] &Alpha: wanna iron head [14:31:41] &Alpha: ok [14:31:42] %Swiffix: lives too [14:31:43] %Swiffix: btw [14:31:45] %Swiffix: 95% [14:31:49] %Swiffix: epic [14:31:51] ★J0rdy004 ♫: LOL [14:31:51] &Alpha: yes [14:31:54] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Outskilled [14:32:03] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Rotom [14:32:12] &Alpha: tbol [14:32:23] &Alpha: omg [14:32:24] ★J0rdy004 ♫: np [14:32:25] &Alpha: what is happening [14:32:37] %Swiffix: this is hilarious [14:32:37] &Alpha: tbolt again? [14:32:40] ★J0rdy004 ♫: np again [14:32:50] &Alpha: how much [14:32:53] &Alpha: max light [14:32:53] &Alpha: does [14:32:56] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ok wait [14:32:58] ★J0rdy004 ♫: nah [14:33:01] &Alpha: tbolt? [14:33:03] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Don't wanna dmax a badly poisoned mon [14:33:07] &Alpha: ok imma tbolt [14:33:09] %Swiffix: 73 to 90 [14:33:12] ★J0rdy004 ♫: or air slash [14:33:14] ★J0rdy004 ♫: for flinch [14:33:14] %Swiffix: max doesn't kill [14:33:16] &Alpha: i dont wanna miss [14:33:20] %Swiffix: tbolt is good [14:33:24] %Swiffix: just tbolt again here [14:33:25] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yep [14:34:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: uh [14:34:19] ★J0rdy004 ♫: That's scary [14:34:23] &Alpha: this is scary af [14:34:24] &Alpha: calc if [14:34:25] &Alpha: we live [14:34:29] &Alpha: a band jet w/ dmax [14:34:34] &Alpha: I need to dmax here [14:34:50] &Alpha: daleeeee [14:34:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: tbolt [14:35:09] %Swiffix: dmax takes 20% from aqua jet [14:35:14] %Swiffix: they were baiting dmax [14:35:17] &Alpha: I have aqua jet [14:35:18] &Alpha: all good [14:35:18] %Swiffix: you go aqua jet beartic here [14:35:26] &Alpha: then we go [14:35:27] &Alpha: dmax [14:35:31] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yeah [14:35:43] &Alpha: knuckle [14:35:43] %Swiffix: we're slower anw [14:35:44] &Alpha: right [14:35:46] %Swiffix: so this is perfect [14:35:50] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Dmax knuckle [14:35:58] %Swiffix: nice [14:35:59] &Alpha: let's GOOOOO [14:36:01] %Swiffix: gg boys [14:36:22] &Alpha: https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8randombattle-1687266942 [14:36:35] %Swiffix: you wanna post matteo? [14:36:51] &Alpha: im [14:36:53] &Alpha: in a rush [14:36:55] &Alpha: can u do it [14:37:09] %Swiffix: sure