★J0rdy004 ♫ joined
[13:11:34] ★J0rdy004 ♫: !pick Alpha, Jordy
We randomly picked: Alpha
[13:16:13] %Swiffix: enzonana is who you're challenging
[13:18:11] &Alpha: ok
[13:24:20] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Alpha, Swiffix
[13:24:21] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ready?
[13:24:23] &Alpha: https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen8randombattle-1687232255
[13:24:44] %Swiffix: this took so fucking long for nothing
[13:24:45] &Alpha: !code
[13:24:50] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yeah
[13:25:46] &Alpha: I could go azelf but we dont take a cc + the other move
[13:26:13] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah and they could just click the steel move
[13:26:22] %Swiffix: azelf might still be your best bet tho, everything else drops
[13:26:29] %Swiffix: or zacian ig
[13:26:33] &Alpha: azelf is also a good canditate for dmax too
[13:26:35] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Zacian would be sick for late game
[13:26:39] &Alpha: imma cc here tbh
[13:26:46] ★J0rdy004 ♫: uh
[13:26:49] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We live one
[13:26:54] ★J0rdy004 ♫: So we can zen headbutt + cc
[13:27:00] &Alpha: aight
[13:27:07] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 71 84 Atk Zamazenta-Crowned Close Combat vs. Lvl 82 84 HP / 84 Def Tauros: 206-246 (80.1 - 95.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
[13:27:16] &Alpha: watch 'em crit now
[13:27:20] &Alpha: :^)
[13:27:25] ★J0rdy004 ♫: LOL
[13:27:28] &Alpha: oh LOL
[13:27:29] &Alpha: I DID
[13:27:29] ★J0rdy004 ♫: This is the way
[13:27:29] &Alpha: AHAHAH
[13:27:35] &Alpha: now cc
[13:27:36] ★J0rdy004 ♫: cc
[13:27:39] &Alpha: should die here tbh
[13:27:49] &Alpha: uh
[13:28:04] &Alpha: do we wanna go for damage w/ slide?
[13:28:07] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Oh we have no throat chop
[13:28:14] &Alpha: nothing switches on ancor shot
[13:28:19] &Alpha: nol unfort
[13:28:21] &Alpha: no*
[13:28:24] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Hold on
[13:28:34] &Alpha: can u calc
[13:28:43] &Alpha: rock slide + specs sball jolteon
[13:28:56] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 82 84 Atk Life Orb Sheer Force Tauros Rock Slide vs. Lvl 86 84 HP / 84 Def Dhelmise: 71-84 (27.2 - 32.1%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
[13:29:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 82 84 SpA Choice Specs Jolteon Shadow Ball vs. Lvl 86 84 HP / 84 SpD Assault Vest Dhelmise: 104-124 (39.8 - 47.5%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
[13:29:21] &Alpha: u put AV
[13:29:22] &Alpha: on the last calc
[13:29:23] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 82 84 SpA Choice Specs Jolteon Shadow Ball vs. Lvl 86 84 HP / 84 SpD Dhelmise: 158-186 (60.5 - 71.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
[13:29:26] &Alpha: ok better
[13:29:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: It can be av too
[13:29:32] &Alpha: ye
[13:29:42] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We'd need to be rly lucky with jolteon
[13:29:56] &Alpha: calc
[13:30:00] &Alpha: icicle crash instead
[13:30:32] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 86 84 Atk Arctozolt Icicle Crash vs. Lvl 86 84 HP / 84 Def Dhelmise: 158-188 (60.5 - 72%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
[13:30:36] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Just as weak
[13:30:44] ★J0rdy004 ♫: This looks like a bad mu for us
[13:30:45] &Alpha: jolt might be more useful tho
[13:30:49] &Alpha: cause speed
[13:30:58] &Alpha: so I'd go rock slide, die, icicle crash
[13:31:07] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Azelf does kill
[13:31:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: with fire blast
[13:31:15] &Alpha: oh u wanna risk
[13:31:17] &Alpha: a fb
[13:31:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: but risks av
[13:31:27] &Alpha: I think I wanna do
[13:31:28] &Alpha: icicle crash
[13:31:31] &Alpha: we can flinch too
[13:31:31] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Can also go zolt rn
[13:31:46] &Alpha: ancor shot tho
[13:32:00] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Does like 50
[13:32:02] ★J0rdy004 ♫: from band
[13:32:07] &Alpha: aight
[13:32:08] &Alpha: ill switch
[13:32:16] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 86 84 Atk Choice Band Steelworker Dhelmise Anchor Shot vs. Lvl 86 84 HP / 84 Def Arctozolt: 149-176 (50.5 - 59.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
[13:32:23] ★J0rdy004 ♫: It's not band
[13:32:26] &Alpha: k it's not band
[13:32:31] &Alpha: we can
[13:32:33] &Alpha: twave
[13:32:34] &Alpha: here
[13:32:38] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes
[13:32:43] &Alpha: ofc
[13:32:44] &Alpha: they had
[13:32:46] &Alpha: mamo
[13:32:47] &Alpha: lmao
[13:32:49] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Ah that's the perfect counter
[13:32:50] ★J0rdy004 ♫: to zolt
[13:32:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ;_;
[13:33:31] &Alpha: i think i sack tauros here
[13:33:37] ★J0rdy004 ♫: hmm
[13:33:54] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah
[13:34:18] %Swiffix: what kind of
[13:34:22] %Swiffix: rude ass
[13:34:25] %Swiffix: unnecessary
[13:34:27] %Swiffix: comments
[13:34:36] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I thought luchick was a cool guy
[13:34:39] ★J0rdy004 ♫: guess not
[13:34:46] &Alpha: do I go
[13:34:47] &Alpha: zacian
[13:34:49] &Alpha: and click stab^
[13:34:51] &Alpha: ?*
[13:34:55] ★J0rdy004 ♫: uh
[13:35:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: That doesn't guarnattee an ohko
[13:35:59] &Alpha: what other option do we have
[13:36:08] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We have nothing
[13:36:12] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Fine go zacian
[13:37:36] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Damn this matchup really sucks
[13:37:37] &Alpha: i wanna
[13:37:38] %Swiffix: yeah
[13:37:40] &Alpha: sdances
[13:37:41] &Alpha: so badly
[13:37:42] &Alpha: here
Pokémon Showdown! damage calculator. (Courtesy of Honko, Austin, & Kris)
- Damage Calculator
[13:38:15] %Swiffix: EQ kills doesn't it
[13:38:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: specs pump just kills
[13:38:22] ★J0rdy004 ♫: eq has a low chance
[13:38:38] &Alpha: do we sack
[13:38:39] &Alpha: zolt?
[13:38:53] &Alpha: i think they will turn here
[13:38:55] &Alpha: tbf
[13:39:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We have no defensive core
[13:39:13] %Swiffix: yeah
[13:39:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: So we do need to play aggressively
[13:39:18] %Swiffix: and if we sack zolt then go jolt
[13:39:20] %Swiffix: they just mamo
[13:39:22] %Swiffix: I guess SD
[13:39:24] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I think zolt is fine
[13:39:26] ★J0rdy004 ♫: or sd
[13:39:30] &Alpha: ill sd
[13:39:40] %Swiffix: nice no burn
[13:39:40] ★J0rdy004 ♫: phew
[13:39:40] &Alpha: goof
[13:39:41] &Alpha: good*
[13:39:45] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Play rough for sure
[13:40:27] ★J0rdy004 ♫: blade
[13:41:19] &Alpha: can u calc
[13:41:20] &Alpha: if
[13:41:21] &Alpha: cc kills?
[13:41:24] &Alpha: or even play rough
[13:41:34] &Alpha: because that might be a bait to switch into dhelmise
[13:41:35] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah
[13:41:36] &Alpha: and dmax w/ it
[13:41:43] ★J0rdy004 ♫: They kill with both bash and cc
[13:41:48] ★J0rdy004 ♫: guaranteed
[13:41:53] %Swiffix: yup
[13:41:54] &Alpha: yeah
[13:42:16] ★J0rdy004 ♫: hold on
[13:42:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Can go jolt
[13:42:34] ★J0rdy004 ♫: and click sball
[13:42:48] &Alpha: now?
[13:42:51] %Swiffix: yeah jolt takes a cc
[13:43:01] &Alpha: like I dont attack either?
[13:43:13] ★J0rdy004 ♫: No bc zama outspeeds and kills
[13:43:25] &Alpha: oh
[13:43:26] &Alpha: it's gfaster
[13:43:27] &Alpha: omg
[13:43:32] &Alpha: I thought sword doggo was faster
[13:43:33] &Alpha: ok
[13:43:35] %Swiffix: yeah lol
[13:43:36] &Alpha: ill go jolt
[13:44:00] &Alpha: sball?
[13:44:02] %Swiffix: ye
[13:44:15] %Swiffix: watch them have blissey lmao
[13:44:25] &Alpha: I click the x if so
[13:44:41] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah sball
[13:44:47] %Swiffix: nice
[13:44:47] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Damn
[13:44:50] &Alpha: calc if
[13:44:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We nee dthose
[13:44:55] &Alpha: band ice shard
[13:44:56] &Alpha: kills
[13:44:56] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ice shard
[13:44:57] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah
[13:44:57] &Alpha: I think it does
[13:44:59] &Alpha: but ye
[13:45:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: es
[13:45:08] ★J0rdy004 ♫: it does
[13:45:14] &Alpha: zolt?
[13:45:21] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Life orb is a roll
[13:45:27] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes
[13:45:28] &Alpha: it's not orb
[13:45:31] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Zolt is fine to sack
[13:45:43] &Alpha: aight
[13:45:46] ★J0rdy004 ♫: They're scarf I think
[13:45:53] %Swiffix: yeah might be
[13:45:59] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Azelf
[13:46:12] &Alpha: do I nasty?
[13:46:20] ★J0rdy004 ♫: hmm one sec
[13:47:14] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah
[13:47:24] &Alpha: do we dmax?
[13:47:26] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yes
[13:47:29] &Alpha: good
[13:47:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: max mind
[13:47:42] &Alpha: this might be still lost but
[13:47:45] &Alpha: we had a bad matchup
[13:47:57] %Swiffix: we've got a chance, we'll see
[13:48:03] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yh we couldn't have won this without crits ngl
[13:48:04] &Alpha: max flare
[13:48:05] ★J0rdy004 ♫: max flare
[13:48:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: for sure
[13:48:07] %Swiffix: yup
[13:48:15] &Alpha: oh the speed drop
[13:48:17] &Alpha: annoying
[13:48:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Damn
[13:48:18] %Swiffix: daaaaamn
[13:48:18] &Alpha: then
[13:48:20] &Alpha: the mamo
[13:48:21] %Swiffix: yeah expected that
[13:48:21] &Alpha: is def band
[13:48:24] &Alpha: not scarf
[13:48:29] ★J0rdy004 ♫: it could be
[13:48:40] &Alpha: do I keep
[13:48:41] &Alpha: attacking
[13:48:58] ★J0rdy004 ♫: no
[13:48:59] %Swiffix: I don't see why not
[13:49:03] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We want to keep azelf
[13:49:14] %Swiffix: who do you wanna switch into
[13:49:19] &Alpha: jolteon might still be useful
[13:49:23] &Alpha: for zama
[13:49:28] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Sack the rock mon I think
[13:49:50] &Alpha: oki
[13:49:52] &Alpha: imma go lyca
[13:50:14] &Alpha: edge is free
[13:50:18] %Swiffix: yeah
[13:50:31] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yep
[13:50:57] &Alpha: we die
[13:51:01] %Swiffix: adios
[13:51:02] &Alpha: + sball w/ jolteon next
[13:51:10] %Swiffix: depends
[13:51:12] &Alpha: or
[13:51:13] &Alpha: mh
[13:51:15] %Swiffix: idt sball kills without spdef drop
[13:51:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We click whatever now
[13:51:57] ★J0rdy004 ♫: as long as it's not sucker
[13:51:58] &Alpha: do we wanna sack + fire blast?
[13:52:01] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes
[13:52:11] ★J0rdy004 ♫: just edge
[13:52:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Also gets hail chip
[13:52:24] &Alpha: aight
[13:52:25] &Alpha: azelf
[13:52:26] &Alpha: please
[13:52:28] &Alpha: PLEASE
[13:52:41] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Wait
[13:52:49] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ok gleam is piss weak
[13:52:54] &Alpha: yeah
[13:52:55] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Fire blast is the way
[13:53:03] ★J0rdy004 ♫: and don't miss
[13:53:05] ★J0rdy004 ♫: :3
[13:53:24] %Swiffix: epic
[13:53:24] ★J0rdy004 ♫: phew
[13:53:27] &Alpha: vamos
[13:54:48] &Alpha: does ice shard
[13:54:49] &Alpha: kill
[13:54:50] &Alpha: at this range
[13:54:54] &Alpha: assuming band
[13:55:04] ★J0rdy004 ♫: no
[13:55:16] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Lvl 80 84 Atk Choice Band Mamoswine Ice Shard vs. Lvl 82 84 HP / 84 Def Azelf: 82-97 (31.9 - 37.7%) -- 91.6% chance to 3HKO
[13:55:22] &Alpha: good
[13:55:26] &Alpha: what should we click here
[13:55:32] &Alpha: let's assume dhelmise is AV
[13:55:33] ★J0rdy004 ♫: If they go mamo we go jolt
[13:55:38] ★J0rdy004 ♫: dhelm isn't av
[13:55:46] &Alpha: oh, ok
[13:56:07] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I thought we confirmed earlier
[13:56:12] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I'm remembering correctly right
[13:56:15] %Swiffix: we didn't
[13:56:17] &Alpha: no we haven't confirmed it before
[13:56:19] %Swiffix: you're thinking wishi
[13:56:26] ★J0rdy004 ♫: oh
[13:56:28] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I am bad
[13:56:40] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We're forced to switch
[13:57:01] %Swiffix: zacian then jolt sball?
[13:57:03] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Since we lose if we let the ground immune die and mamo is scarfed
[13:57:15] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Oh wait
[13:57:16] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I remember
[13:57:22] ★J0rdy004 ♫: This wasn't band
[13:57:25] ★J0rdy004 ♫: the dhelm
[13:57:38] &Alpha: we never said it's band, we were assuming it
[13:57:43] &Alpha: but it can be AV
[13:57:56] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah I'm just saying that that's what we had concluded on it
[13:58:03] %Swiffix: sooooooooooooo
[13:58:03] &Alpha: so what we do here
[13:58:09] &Alpha: what do we sack
[13:58:13] %Swiffix: zacian drops then sball jolt?
[13:58:37] &Alpha: if zacian drops
[13:58:41] &Alpha: and mamo is scarf
[13:58:43] &Alpha: it knock off and wins
[13:58:46] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah
[13:58:55] ★J0rdy004 ♫: This is just a gamble
[13:59:57] &Alpha: what do I do
[14:00:00] %Swiffix: just ignore them Matteo idfc
[14:00:04] %Swiffix: Jordy?
[14:00:14] ★J0rdy004 ♫: It doesn't matter what we click
[14:00:19] &Alpha: do I click blast?
[14:00:21] ★J0rdy004 ♫: since we don't know the item
[14:00:23] &Alpha: I wanna click blast
[14:00:24] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah
[14:00:28] ★J0rdy004 ♫: we have to hope for no scarf
[14:00:29] &Alpha: ofc
[14:00:32] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Ah that sucks
[14:00:45] ★J0rdy004 ♫: sball
[14:01:04] %Swiffix: nice
[14:01:05] &Alpha: OH
[14:01:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: LOL
[14:01:08] %Swiffix: nice nice nice
[14:01:17] %Swiffix: scarf still wins
[14:01:19] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Mamo is prob just scarf
[14:01:20] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah
[14:01:20] &Alpha: if they're scarf
[14:01:20] %Swiffix: but if it's not scarf
[14:01:21] %Swiffix: dun dun dun
[14:01:22] &Alpha: we lose
[14:01:29] %Swiffix: yup
[14:01:29] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I think they did anchor for the funny
[14:01:29] &Alpha: scarfg
[14:01:30] %Swiffix: gg
[14:01:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah
[14:01:30] &Alpha: gg
[14:02:02] &Alpha: https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8randombattle-1687232255
[14:02:11] %Swiffix: possibly the most annoying opponents I've ever had to face in a tour
[14:02:18] &Alpha: https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen8randombattle-1687257339
[14:02:25] &Alpha: im so disgusted by their behaviour
[14:02:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Brazil in wcor might have been worse
[14:02:34] ★J0rdy004 ♫: but this isn't great no
[14:02:36] &Alpha: and I dont buy the other guy apologies either
[14:02:40] &Alpha: since he was the first one to start it
[14:02:44] &Alpha: fucking gross.
[14:02:45] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah
[14:02:56] %Swiffix: oh yeah he's fully sarcastic
[14:03:06] %Swiffix: what's the team?
[14:03:10] &Alpha: is the timer
[14:03:12] &Alpha: supposed to be on
[14:03:12] &Alpha: or
[14:03:21] %Swiffix: they can turn it on after 30m
[14:03:27] &Alpha: !code
[14:03:28] %Swiffix: idk if it's for each match or in general
[14:03:48] %Swiffix: at least this team is more balanced
[14:04:01] &Alpha: i wanna click STAB here
[14:04:40] %Swiffix: lyc is defo switching, you could either eq or uturn
[14:04:45] %Swiffix: jordy?
[14:04:50] ★J0rdy004 ♫: u-turn
[14:04:50] &Alpha: imma uturn
[14:04:51] &Alpha: we dont have time
[14:05:04] &Alpha: cofa
[14:05:16] &Alpha: and we set tspikes
[14:05:26] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Nice
[14:05:42] &Alpha: anothe rlayer?
[14:05:50] ★J0rdy004 ♫: uh
[14:05:54] ★J0rdy004 ♫: It can trap us
[14:05:58] &Alpha: body press I guess
[14:06:05] %Swiffix: yup
[14:06:05] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Imo go gon
[14:06:06] &Alpha: phew good
[14:06:06] %Swiffix: nice
[14:06:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Oh we have bp
[14:06:14] &Alpha: sball?
[14:06:22] ★J0rdy004 ♫: sure
[14:06:23] %Swiffix: yeah
[14:07:13] &Alpha: fly?
[14:07:20] &Alpha: their best switch-in was a balloon mon
[14:07:25] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I'd go rachi
[14:07:26] &Alpha: it puts a lot of pressure on them
[14:07:27] ★J0rdy004 ♫: for rocks
[14:07:27] &Alpha: mh
[14:07:28] &Alpha: ok
[14:07:36] &Alpha: oh imma
[14:07:38] &Alpha: flinch here
[14:07:41] &Alpha: OR
[14:07:43] &Alpha: blace
[14:07:46] &Alpha: to spin block it
[14:07:54] &Alpha: i think I like blace here
[14:08:01] %Swiffix: this can have eq
[14:08:09] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Nah blace just dies
[14:08:10] &Alpha: they need to remove tspikes
[14:08:15] &Alpha: hm
[14:08:19] &Alpha: should I go w/ iron head then?
[14:08:21] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yeah
[14:08:22] &Alpha: and hope for flinche
[14:08:43] &Alpha: iron head again?
[14:08:55] ★J0rdy004 ♫: uh
[14:08:58] ★J0rdy004 ♫: they might eq now
[14:09:02] ★J0rdy004 ♫: and they outspeed
[14:09:02] %Swiffix: eq 2hkos
[14:09:07] &Alpha: what do I do then
[14:09:09] &Alpha: i have no time fella
[14:09:10] &Alpha: dale
[14:09:26] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Fine go iron head
[14:09:33] ★J0rdy004 ♫: can't risk anythihg nelse either
[14:09:42] %Swiffix: flygon
[14:09:43] &Alpha: flygon?
[14:09:44] &Alpha: ye
[14:09:52] %Swiffix: even if they switcheroo they get a band
[14:10:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes
[14:10:12] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Eq
[14:10:24] %Swiffix: ez eq
[14:10:29] &Alpha: scarf is more useufl
[14:10:31] &Alpha: ngl
[14:11:09] &Alpha: triple axel
[14:11:10] &Alpha: mh
[14:11:11] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Go cinder or rachi
[14:11:16] &Alpha: i prefer
[14:11:17] &Alpha: rrahci
[14:11:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I think rachi
[14:11:21] %Swiffix: yeah rachi
[14:11:26] %Swiffix: nice
[14:11:26] &Alpha: free ihead
[14:11:27] ★J0rdy004 ♫: iron head
[14:11:28] %Swiffix: iron head
[14:11:56] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Oh shit
[14:11:57] &Alpha: its ok
[14:11:58] &Alpha: we are
[14:12:00] &Alpha: scarf on
[14:12:02] &Alpha: fly
[14:12:02] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Luckily we got scarf
[14:12:03] &Alpha: and on
[14:12:05] %Swiffix: yup
[14:12:06] &Alpha: blace
[14:12:15] &Alpha: do we
[14:12:18] &Alpha: fire punch
[14:12:19] &Alpha: I think we do
[14:12:20] %Swiffix: you can fpunch
[14:12:34] ★J0rdy004 ♫: n
[14:12:37] ★J0rdy004 ♫: they can have crunch
[14:12:41] &Alpha: I had no time
[14:12:41] &Alpha: bro
[14:12:42] &Alpha: LOL
[14:12:48] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ok click body slam
[14:12:58] &Alpha: ok revenge kill
[14:12:59] &Alpha: w/ eq
[14:12:59] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Gon kills for sure
[14:13:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Wait
[14:13:15] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Oh nvm
[14:13:16] ★J0rdy004 ♫: this can't dmax
[14:13:18] ★J0rdy004 ♫: eq
[14:13:19] %Swiffix: lol
[14:13:27] &Alpha: yeah lol
[14:13:42] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Feels nice having a good mu ourselves this time
[14:13:49] &Alpha: dont jinx it
[14:13:53] &Alpha: please SHUSH
[14:14:04] %Swiffix: nice
[14:14:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We need to save gon
[14:14:14] &Alpha: yeah
[14:14:20] &Alpha: we sack cinde?
[14:14:26] &Alpha: guys
[14:14:26] &Alpha: quick
[14:14:37] ★J0rdy004 ♫: High jump kick
[14:14:52] %Swiffix: nice
[14:15:07] ★J0rdy004 ♫: pyro
[14:15:18] %Swiffix: eqeqeqeqeqeqe
[14:15:27] ★J0rdy004 ♫: that
[14:15:31] %Swiffix: click the funny ground button
[14:15:38] &Alpha: now
[14:15:40] &Alpha: dmax?
[14:15:42] ★J0rdy004 ♫: omg it's the funny ground button haha xd
[14:15:44] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yes
[14:15:44] %Swiffix: yeah
[14:15:45] ★J0rdy004 ♫: max quake
[14:15:52] %Swiffix: beeg ground button
[14:16:43] &Alpha: https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8randombattle-1687257339
[14:16:58] &Alpha: https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen8randombattle-1687266942
[14:17:02] &Alpha: NOT
[14:17:03] &Alpha: THIS
[14:17:13] %Swiffix: lol
[14:17:23] &Alpha: J0rdy004
[14:17:24] &Alpha: dale
[14:17:24] &Alpha: dale
[14:17:26] %Swiffix: team?
[14:17:30] %Swiffix: J0rdy004
[14:17:30] %Swiffix: J0rdy004
[14:17:31] %Swiffix: J0rdy004
[14:17:32] %Swiffix: J0rdy004
[14:17:33] %Swiffix: hi
[14:17:41] &Alpha: !code
[14:18:02] %Swiffix: I love mr mime galar
[14:18:05] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We autolose to xern
[14:18:08] ★J0rdy004 ♫: if it's pherb
[14:18:08] &Alpha: ty
[14:18:09] %Swiffix: shhhh
[14:18:12] &Alpha: we know
[14:18:13] &Alpha: now
[14:18:14] &Alpha: what to do
[14:18:23] %Swiffix: it might be
[14:18:27] %Swiffix: choiced and not geo :3
[14:18:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: plume
[14:18:45] ★J0rdy004 ♫: That's our best bet Ig
[14:18:56] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yeah ok
[14:18:57] &Alpha: there we GO LOL
[14:19:04] &Alpha: I guess I can try
[14:19:06] &Alpha: a sludge
[14:19:07] %Swiffix: ay
[14:19:07] %Swiffix: ay
[14:19:08] %Swiffix: ay
[14:19:08] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Was hoping for a balanced game
[14:19:08] %Swiffix: ay
[14:19:11] %Swiffix: I love
[14:19:12] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yeah we need to sludge
[14:19:15] %Swiffix: that we got to g3
[14:19:17] %Swiffix: to face this
[14:19:19] %Swiffix: woooooo
[14:19:20] %Swiffix: ayyy
[14:20:28] %Swiffix: did I dc
[14:20:32] ★J0rdy004 ♫: no
[14:20:44] ★J0rdy004 ♫: It'd be funny
[14:20:46] %Swiffix: ig they don't have a psychic move
[14:20:58] ★J0rdy004 ♫: if we copy paste one of those bullshit messages from them about waiting long
[14:21:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: but we're too good for that
[14:21:11] &Alpha: that would be putting ourself down to their level
[14:21:13] &Alpha: no thanks
[14:21:13] %Swiffix: exactly
[14:21:15] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yeah lmao
[14:21:26] ★J0rdy004 ♫: No way
[14:21:27] %Swiffix: WOOOO
[14:21:29] &Alpha: it's NOT
[14:21:31] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Sap
[14:21:31] %Swiffix: SPATK DROP
[14:21:31] &Alpha: ok
[14:21:33] %Swiffix: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[14:21:37] %Swiffix: AYAYAYAYAYAY
[14:21:38] &Alpha: I can
[14:21:38] &Alpha: SAP
[14:21:39] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Couldn't get more unlucky
[14:21:39] &Alpha: here
[14:21:40] &Alpha: tbh
[14:21:47] ★J0rdy004 ♫: You need to sap them
[14:21:58] %Swiffix: watch em geo again kek
[14:22:07] &Alpha: we live another
[14:22:07] &Alpha: dw
[14:22:10] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We'd crit them too
[14:22:12] ★J0rdy004 ♫: btw
[14:22:25] %Swiffix: yup
[14:22:32] %Swiffix: no poison
[14:22:35] %Swiffix: spatk drop
[14:22:41] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Nice
[14:22:43] &Alpha: AYOOOO
[14:22:44] %Swiffix: yup
[14:22:45] &Alpha: A Y OOOO
[14:22:48] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:48] ★J0rdy004 ♫: LOOOL
[14:22:49] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:50] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:51] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:51] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:52] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: LMAOOOOOO
[14:22:52] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:53] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:54] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:54] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:55] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:56] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:56] &Alpha: we're BACK
[14:22:56] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:57] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:58] %Swiffix: epic
[14:22:58] &Alpha: IN THE GAME
[14:22:58] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Holy shit bro
[14:22:58] %Swiffix: epic
[14:23:01] %Swiffix: epic
[14:23:02] %Swiffix: epic
[14:23:03] %Swiffix: epic
[14:23:04] ★J0rdy004 ♫: This is so deserved
[14:23:05] %Swiffix: epic
[14:23:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: incredible
[14:23:07] %Swiffix: E
[14:23:08] %Swiffix: P
[14:23:09] %Swiffix: I
[14:23:09] %Swiffix: C
[14:23:28] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Alpha you're so good
[14:23:35] %Swiffix: guys
[14:23:37] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ok hold on
[14:23:37] %Swiffix: did I mention
[14:23:39] ★J0rdy004 ♫: we can take the time
[14:23:42] &Alpha: it's not over yet LMAO
[14:23:42] %Swiffix: how epic that was
[14:23:44] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Though
[14:23:46] ★J0rdy004 ♫: mr mime galar
[14:23:55] &Alpha: mr mime galar is fine but
[14:23:58] &Alpha: magical fire
[14:23:59] &Alpha: idk
[14:24:05] &Alpha: we still take 0 from that I guess
[14:24:05] ★J0rdy004 ♫: That shit does like 30
[14:24:12] &Alpha: mr mime then
[14:24:21] %Swiffix: ye
[14:24:31] %Swiffix: omg that was beautiful
[14:24:36] &Alpha: nasty
[14:24:37] &Alpha: or do I go
[14:24:38] &Alpha: for damage
[14:24:55] ★J0rdy004 ♫: np
[14:25:10] &Alpha: freeze dry
[14:25:14] &Alpha: then we rkill it with ssomehting
[14:25:20] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes
[14:25:22] %Swiffix: yeah
[14:25:30] &Alpha: dugtrio looks
[14:25:32] &Alpha: juicy here
[14:25:42] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yes
[14:25:43] %Swiffix: mhm
[14:25:51] &Alpha: ihead
[14:25:53] &Alpha: i dont want to risk
[14:25:55] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes
[14:25:55] &Alpha: a eq immunity
[14:25:59] ★J0rdy004 ♫: agree
[14:26:18] &Alpha: ihead again?
[14:26:22] %Swiffix: this thing is annoying
[14:26:30] ★J0rdy004 ♫: uh
[14:26:40] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Boltbeam tox coverage is tough to switch into
[14:26:53] ★J0rdy004 ♫: I think beartic
[14:26:57] &Alpha: beartic can win this
[14:27:01] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Bc they're recovering now
[14:27:06] ★J0rdy004 ♫: And dug doesn't 1v1 it
[14:27:14] &Alpha: superpower?
[14:27:24] ★J0rdy004 ♫: No
[14:27:31] ★J0rdy004 ♫: They just outstall that
[14:27:33] %Swiffix: lemme just
[14:27:43] &Alpha: okay then I go for what
[14:27:46] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Crash doesn't 2hko but seems better
[14:27:51] &Alpha: aight
[14:27:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Pory is just bad into us
[14:27:56] %Swiffix: !code
[14:28:02] %Swiffix: nice
[14:28:02] &Alpha: I take
[14:28:02] &Alpha: this
[14:28:08] &Alpha: I sack
[14:28:09] &Alpha: plume
[14:28:13] &Alpha: then rotom
[14:28:22] %Swiffix: agree
[14:28:24] &Alpha: we are low on timer
[14:28:25] &Alpha: dale
[14:28:28] ★J0rdy004 ♫: yes
[14:28:36] &Alpha: plot?
[14:28:39] ★J0rdy004 ♫: no
[14:28:42] ★J0rdy004 ♫: can't rsik
[14:28:43] &Alpha: tbolt
[14:28:44] &Alpha: ok
[14:28:45] %Swiffix: just tbolt
[14:29:01] &Alpha: WE TAKE
[14:29:02] &Alpha: IT
[14:29:05] ★J0rdy004 ♫: lmaoo
[14:29:08] &Alpha: do I plot now?
[14:29:11] ★J0rdy004 ♫: no
[14:29:15] ★J0rdy004 ♫: They can tox and ice beam
[14:29:18] &Alpha: ok what I do
[14:29:20] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Gotta go duggy
[14:29:23] ★J0rdy004 ♫: and paraflinch
[14:29:30] &Alpha: AYO
[14:29:32] %Swiffix: nice
[14:29:37] %Swiffix: it's so satisfying
[14:29:40] %Swiffix: to win
[14:29:42] %Swiffix: against people
[14:29:46] %Swiffix: who are rude
[14:29:46] &Alpha: it's not
[14:29:47] &Alpha: over
[14:29:47] &Alpha: yet
[14:29:48] &Alpha: Swiffix
[14:29:49] &Alpha: SHUSH
[14:29:50] %Swiffix: ik but yeah
[14:29:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Eh it'll be soon
[14:30:22] ★J0rdy004 ♫: We have more iron head than they have recover
[14:30:40] &Alpha: what do we sack here
[14:30:44] &Alpha: to claw
[14:31:18] %Swiffix: rotom takes a pulse
[14:31:21] %Swiffix: i think
[14:31:30] &Alpha: risky because they have ice beam
[14:31:31] %Swiffix: yes
[14:31:36] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Can we not just irond head
[14:31:38] ★J0rdy004 ♫: iron head
[14:31:40] %Swiffix: ice beam
[14:31:40] &Alpha: wanna iron head
[14:31:41] &Alpha: ok
[14:31:42] %Swiffix: lives too
[14:31:43] %Swiffix: btw
[14:31:45] %Swiffix: 95%
[14:31:49] %Swiffix: epic
[14:31:51] ★J0rdy004 ♫: LOL
[14:31:51] &Alpha: yes
[14:31:54] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Outskilled
[14:32:03] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Rotom
[14:32:12] &Alpha: tbol
[14:32:23] &Alpha: omg
[14:32:24] ★J0rdy004 ♫: np
[14:32:25] &Alpha: what is happening
[14:32:37] %Swiffix: this is hilarious
[14:32:37] &Alpha: tbolt again?
[14:32:40] ★J0rdy004 ♫: np again
[14:32:50] &Alpha: how much
[14:32:53] &Alpha: max light
[14:32:53] &Alpha: does
[14:32:56] ★J0rdy004 ♫: ok wait
[14:32:58] ★J0rdy004 ♫: nah
[14:33:01] &Alpha: tbolt?
[14:33:03] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Don't wanna dmax a badly poisoned mon
[14:33:07] &Alpha: ok imma tbolt
[14:33:09] %Swiffix: 73 to 90
[14:33:12] ★J0rdy004 ♫: or air slash
[14:33:14] ★J0rdy004 ♫: for flinch
[14:33:14] %Swiffix: max doesn't kill
[14:33:16] &Alpha: i dont wanna miss
[14:33:20] %Swiffix: tbolt is good
[14:33:24] %Swiffix: just tbolt again here
[14:33:25] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yep
[14:34:17] ★J0rdy004 ♫: uh
[14:34:19] ★J0rdy004 ♫: That's scary
[14:34:23] &Alpha: this is scary af
[14:34:24] &Alpha: calc if
[14:34:25] &Alpha: we live
[14:34:29] &Alpha: a band jet w/ dmax
[14:34:34] &Alpha: I need to dmax here
[14:34:50] &Alpha: daleeeee
[14:34:52] ★J0rdy004 ♫: tbolt
[14:35:09] %Swiffix: dmax takes 20% from aqua jet
[14:35:14] %Swiffix: they were baiting dmax
[14:35:17] &Alpha: I have aqua jet
[14:35:18] &Alpha: all good
[14:35:18] %Swiffix: you go aqua jet beartic here
[14:35:26] &Alpha: then we go
[14:35:27] &Alpha: dmax
[14:35:31] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Yeah
[14:35:43] &Alpha: knuckle
[14:35:43] %Swiffix: we're slower anw
[14:35:44] &Alpha: right
[14:35:46] %Swiffix: so this is perfect
[14:35:50] ★J0rdy004 ♫: Dmax knuckle
[14:35:58] %Swiffix: nice
[14:35:59] &Alpha: let's GOOOOO
[14:36:01] %Swiffix: gg boys
[14:36:22] &Alpha: https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8randombattle-1687266942
[14:36:35] %Swiffix: you wanna post matteo?
[14:36:51] &Alpha: im
[14:36:53] &Alpha: in a rush
[14:36:55] &Alpha: can u do it
[14:37:09] %Swiffix: sure