N/B Rights (Iron Crown) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Quark Drive  
Tera Type: Water  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 20 Atk  
- Future Sight  
- Tachyon Cutter  
- Focus Blast  
- Volt Switch  

Trans Rights (Iron Valiant) @ Booster Energy  
Ability: Quark Drive  
Tera Type: Electric  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Moonblast  
- Shadow Ball  
- Thunderbolt  
- Calm Mind  

Gay Rights (Walking Wake) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Protosynthesis  
Tera Type: Dragon  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Scald  
- Draco Meteor  
- Knock Off  
- Flip Turn  

Lesbian Rights (Alomomola) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Regenerator  
Tera Type: Grass  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Flip Turn  
- Scald  
- Wish  
- Protect  

Pan Rights (Corviknight) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Mirror Armor  
Tera Type: Flying  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
- Defog  
- Roost  
- U-turn  
- Body Press  

Fuck You (Heatran) @ Air Balloon  
Ability: Flame Body  
Tera Type: Grass  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 212 SpD / 40 Spe  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Magma Storm  
- Earth Power  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Stealth Rock