oh le con (Magnezone) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Magnet Pull  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 248 HP / 4 Def / 24 SpA / 148 SpD / 84 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Thunderbolt  
- Flash Cannon  
- Mirror Coat  
- Body Press  

oh couillon (Volcarona) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Flame Body  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Quiver Dance  
- Roost  
- Flamethrower  
- Bug Buzz  

tu glandes? (Landorus-Therian) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Intimidate  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Def / 92 Spe  
Impish Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Earthquake  
- U-turn  
- Knock Off  

oh putain (Slowbro) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Regenerator  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Ice Beam  
- Slack Off  
- Future Sight  
- Teleport  

la picole (Slowking-Galar) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Regenerator  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 176 SpA / 80 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Psyshock  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Flamethrower  
- Scald  

le jacky (Mandibuzz) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Overcoat  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 248 HP / 60 Def / 108 SpD / 92 Spe  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Foul Play  
- Roost  
- Defog  
- Whirlwind