hit hard be harder (Heracross-Mega) @ Heracronite  
Ability: Moxie  
EVs: 252 Atk / 92 Def / 164 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Brick Break  
- Rock Blast  
- Knock Off  
- Focus Punch  

atlas the moth (Illumise) @ Damp Rock  
Ability: Prankster  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Tailwind  
- U-turn  
- Thunder Wave  
- Defog  

fast as fuk boi (Ninjask) @ Sharp Beak  
Ability: Infiltrator  
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Aerial Ace  
- Roost  
- Defog  

watery boi (Araquanid) @ Wave Incense  
Ability: Water Bubble  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
- Sticky Web  
- Liquidation  
- Wonder Room  
- Spider Web  

I CAST FIRE (Vikavolt) @ Wise Glasses  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Rain Dance  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Roost  
- Thunder  

oh god why (Crustle) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Shell Armor  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Atk / 124 Def / 132 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Spikes  
- Stealth Rock  
- Shell Smash  
- Aerial Ace