THE HEAVENS (Celesteela) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Beast Boost  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Flash Cannon  
- Fire Blast  
- Air Slash  
- Energy Ball  

JESUS (Pidgeot-Mega) @ Pidgeotite  
Ability: No Guard  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Hurricane  
- Heat Wave  
- Roost  
- U-turn  

SATAN (Krookodile) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Knock Off  
- High Horsepower  
- Pursuit  
- Stone Edge  

SACRIFICIAL COW (Tapu Bulu) @ Rockium Z  
Ability: Grassy Surge  
EVs: 252 HP / 168 Atk / 88 Def  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Horn Leech  
- Close Combat  
- Stone Edge  

THE SERPENT (Salamence) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 68 Def / 188 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Draco Meteor  
- Defog  
- Flamethrower  
- Roost  

ALIENS??? (Nihilego) @ Black Sludge  
Ability: Beast Boost  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Knock Off  
- Power Gem  
- Sludge Wave