Feed the cat (Mew) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 248 HP / 112 Def / 148 Spe  
Impish Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Foul Play  
- Trick  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Teleport  

Fetch the camera (Talonflame)  
Ability: Water Absorb  
EVs: 8 HP / 248 Atk / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Acrobatics  
- Fire Spin  
- Roost  
- Taunt  

Feast the curry (Blissey) (F) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Magic Bounce  
EVs: 248 HP / 220 Def / 32 SpA / 8 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Fire Blast  
- Teleport  
- Stealth Rock  

Fondle the chest (Barraskewda) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Primordial Sea  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Liquidation  
- Flip Turn  
- Close Combat  
- Aqua Jet  

Fouille le cul (Incineroar) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- U-turn  
- Knock Off  
- Burning Jealousy  
- Bulldoze  

Follow the chad (Excadrill) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Iron Head  
- Rapid Spin  
- Earthquake  
- Swords Dance