ape shit (Passimian) @ Blunder Policy  
Ability: Defiant  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Close Combat  
- Gunk Shot  
- Earthquake  
- Knock Off  

hogelisk (Heliolisk) @ Bright Powder  
Ability: Sand Veil  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Thunderbolt  
- Hyper Voice  
- Mud-Slap  
- Sandstorm  

rato (Dedenne) @ Starf Berry  
Ability: Cheek Pouch  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Parabolic Charge  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Substitute  
- Recycle  

blaze it (Simisear) @ Salac Berry  
Ability: Blaze  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Fire Blast  
- Grass Knot  
- Substitute  
- Nasty Plot  

clinically retired (Scizor-Mega) @ Scizorite  
Ability: Technician  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Air Slash  
- Roost  
- Vacuum Wave  
- Flash Cannon  

milk truck (Miltank) (F) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Scrappy  
Happiness: 0  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Frustration  
- Milk Drink  
- Heal Bell  
- Curse