Mr. Han (Urshifu-Rapid-Strike) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Unseen Fist  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Surging Strikes  
- Close Combat  
- U-turn  
- Aqua Jet  

houdini frm dahood (Alakazam) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Psychic  
- Nasty Plot  
- Focus Blast  
- Shadow Ball  

da flying stingray (Mantine) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Water Absorb  
EVs: 252 HP / 160 SpD / 96 Spe  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Scald  
- Haze  
- Defog  
- Roost  

lizzo (Hippowdon) (F) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Impish Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Slack Off  
- Earthquake  
- Whirlwind  

the gulag (Volcarona) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Flame Body  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Quiver Dance  
- Fiery Dance  
- Bug Buzz  
- Psychic  

budget iron man (Scizor) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Technician  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Bullet Punch  
- Knock Off  
- Superpower