i can hardly stand (Kingdra) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Sniper  
Tera Type: Water  
EVs: 44 HP / 252 Atk / 212 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Wave Crash  
- Iron Head  
- Flip Turn  
- Outrage  

i can hardly sleep (Tornadus-Therian) (M) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Regenerator  
Tera Type: Flying  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
- Bleakwind Storm  
- Focus Blast  
- U-turn  
- Defog  

i can hardly speak (Nidoking) (M) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Sheer Force  
Tera Type: Poison  
EVs: 240 HP / 252 SpA / 12 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Substitute  
- Thunderbolt  
- Sludge Wave  
- Ice Beam  

can hardly breathe (Volcarona) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Flame Body  
Tera Type: Electric  
EVs: 92 Def / 224 SpA / 192 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Quiver Dance  
- Substitute  
- Tera Blast  
- Bug Buzz  

it was never (Tinkaton) (F) @ Safety Goggles  
Ability: Own Tempo  
Tera Type: Fairy  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Spe  
Gentle Nature  
- Gigaton Hammer  
- Bulldoze  
- Thunder Wave  
- Stealth Rock  

really meant to be (Mienshao) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Regenerator  
Tera Type: Fighting  
EVs: 104 HP / 252 Def / 152 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Close Combat  
- U-turn  
- Triple Axel  
- Knock Off