Jocelyn Flores (Toxicroak) (F) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Dry Skin  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Drain Punch  
- Earthquake  
- Gunk Shot  
- Ice Punch  

Fuck Love (Blastoise-Mega) @ Blastoisinite  
Ability: Mega Launcher  
EVs: 168 HP / 136 SpA / 204 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Scald  
- Dark Pulse  
- Rapid Spin  
- Ice Beam  

The Explanation (Snorlax) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Thick Fat  
Happiness: 0  
EVs: 188 HP / 128 Def / 192 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Curse  
- Frustration  
- Rest  
- Earthquake  

Revenge (Escavalier) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Overcoat  
EVs: 172 HP / 252 Atk / 84 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Megahorn  
- Iron Head  
- Pursuit  
- Knock Off  

Carry On (Rhyperior) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Solid Rock  
EVs: 248 HP / 16 Atk / 244 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Earthquake  
- Rock Blast  
- Ice Punch  

Orlando (Shaymin) @ Grassium Z  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Seed Flare  
- Hidden Power [Rock]  
- Air Slash  
- Synthesis