Audino#2024 (Audino-Mega) @ Audinite  
Ability: Healer  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Quiet Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Fire Blast  
- Calm Mind  
- Ice Beam  
- Dazzling Gleam  

I get no females (Melmetal) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Iron Fist  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Double Iron Bash  
- Superpower  
- Thunder Punch  
- Ice Punch  

Fuck stall 🗣️ (Ferrothorn) @ Normal Gem  
Ability: Iron Barbs  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Swords Dance  
- Gyro Ball  
- Power Whip  
- Explosion  

SlowSis (Slowbro) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Trick Room  
- Teleport  
- Future Sight  
- Slack Off  

Todays sponsor (Crawdaunt) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Adaptability  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Knock Off  
- Crabhammer  
- Aqua Jet  
- Swords Dance  

Nord Vpn (Porygon2) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Trace  
EVs: 108 HP / 252 Def / 148 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Trick Room  
- Tri Attack  
- Recover  
- Teleport