Cloyster @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Skill Link  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Icicle Spear  
- Rock Blast  
- Explosion  
- Shell Smash  

Lead. Sets up Shell Smash and attempts to sweep.
Don't set up on it, or you will be looking at a +6 Atk and Spe monster that OH(?)KOs even something like Lucario. Problems are sand, hazards, and Stealth Rock.
Assuming I could find a way to survive w/o FS, how does Loaded Dice work with Skill Link?

Togekiss @ Leftovers  
Ability: Serene Grace  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Air Slash  
- Ancient Power  
- Thunder Wave  
- Roost  

Bulky annoying arsehole. TWave, Air Slash or fishes for AP boosts if using something that can't touch Togekiss.

Azumarill (F) @ Normalium Z  
Ability: Huge Power  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Aqua Jet  
- Play Rough  
- Knock Off  
- Belly Drum  

This thing is my fragile sweeper. Belly Drums, then does Aqua Jet. Or Knock Off/Play Rough if I get the (rare) opportunity

Ditto @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Imposter  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 30 HP / 30 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpA / 30 SpD / 30 Spe  
- Transform  

Revenge Killer.

Gliscor (F) @ Toxic Orb  
Ability: Poison Heal  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Defog  
- Stealth Rock  
- Roost  

Sets up rocks and (tries to) get rid of hazards. Can't touch ground-immune Pokemon. Hates Rotom-W guts.

Shedinja @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Wonder Guard  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
IVs: 0 Def / 0 SpD  
- X-Scissor  
- Shadow Claw  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Swords Dance

Probably the most gimicky Pokemon on this team (and that's saying something). Can't seem to get it to work, sinve everyone and their mothers carry SOMETHING Shedninja is weak to.