Naruto (Medicham-Mega) @ Medichamite  
Ability: Pure Power  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Fake Out  
- Bullet Punch  
- Thunder Punch  
- High Jump Kick  

Sasuke (Bisharp) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Defiant  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Pursuit  
- Sucker Punch  
- Iron Head  
- Knock Off  

Pain (Slowbro) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Slack Off  
- Future Sight  
- Ice Beam  
- Scald  

Fuck Sakura (Chansey) (F) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Wish  
- Thunder Wave  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Seismic Toss  

Jiraya (Seismitoad) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Water Absorb  
EVs: 224 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA / 28 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Stealth Rock  
- Earth Power  
- Sludge Wave  
- Scald  

Minato (Zapdos) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Pressure  
EVs: 248 HP / 224 Def / 20 SpD / 16 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Defog  
- Roost  
- Heat Wave  
- Volt Switch