Cook some (Archeops) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Head Smash  
- Dual Wingbeat  
- U-turn  
- Switcheroo  

Good food, (Blacephalon) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 24 Def / 244 SpA / 240 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Mind Blown  
- Shadow Ball  
- Psyshock  
- Trick  

Talk to women, (Blissey) (F) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 8 HP / 252 Def / 248 SpD  
Bold Nature  
- Seismic Toss  
- Skill Swap  
- Teleport  
- Soft-Boiled  

British can't do (Corviknight) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Brave Bird  
- U-turn  
- Defog  
- Roost  

But Frenchmen (Swampert) @ Utility Umbrella  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Earthquake  
- Flip Turn  
- Roar  
- Stealth Rock  

Can (Tapu Bulu) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Triage  
EVs: 112 HP / 252 Atk / 144 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Horn Leech  
- Close Combat  
- Toxic  
- Swords Dance