:face_vomitting: (Volbeat) @ Damp Rock  
Ability: Prankster  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
- U-turn  
- Thunder Wave  
- Roost  
- Rain Dance  

Sheldon (Kingdra) (M) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Swift Swim  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Surf  
- Hydro Pump  
- Draco Meteor  
- Dragon Pulse  

Kanye (Raikou) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Inner Focus  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Calm Mind  
- Scald  
- Thunder  
- Volt Switch  

Wild Card (Scizor) (M) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Technician  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Rain Dance  
- U-turn  
- Roost  
- Bullet Punch  

tucker carlson (Garchomp) (M) @ Lum Berry  
Ability: Rough Skin  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Stone Edge  
- Outrage  
- Poison Jab  

Mom Get The Camera (Jirachi) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Serene Grace  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Meteor Mash  
- Thunder Wave  
- U-turn