jaws (i am shark) (Sharpedo-Mega) @ Sharpedonite  
Ability: Speed Boost  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Protect  
- Ice Fang  
- Crunch  
- Psychic Fangs  

no pursuit pls (Latias) (F) @ Dragonium Z  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Calm Mind  
- Draco Meteor  
- Psyshock  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  

icy waifu (Froslass) (F) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Cursed Body  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Spikes  
- Icy Wind  
- Taunt  
- Destiny Bond  

sewage (Cobalion) @ Shuca Berry  
Ability: Justified  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Taunt  
- Close Combat  
- Iron Head  

mi mi mi sexy mimi (Mimikyu) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Disguise  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Play Rough  
- Shadow Claw  
- Shadow Sneak  

memoswine (Mamoswine) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Thick Fat  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Icicle Crash  
- Knock Off  
- Ice Shard