charlie (Chansey) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Seismic Toss  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Wish  
- Stealth Rock  

we believe (Toxapex) @ Shed Shell  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 136 Def / 120 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Scald  
- Toxic Spikes  
- Recover  
- Haze  

nobody weird like me (Celesteela) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Beast Boost  
EVs: 248 HP / 104 Def / 156 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
- Heavy Slam  
- Flamethrower  
- Leech Seed  
- Protect  

fat dance (Hippowdon) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Sand Force  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Impish Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Ice Fang  
- Slack Off  
- Whirlwind  

knock me down (Mew) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Synchronize  
EVs: 240 HP / 108 Def / 48 SpD / 112 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Ice Beam  
- Earth Power  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Defog  

dark necessities (Weavile) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Pressure  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Knock Off  
- Icicle Crash  
- Ice Shard  
- Pursuit