real life (Garchomp) @ Dragon Gem  
Ability: Rough Skin 
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Outrage  
- Dual Chop  
- Swords Dance  

imaginary friend (Scrafty) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 248 HP / 168 Atk / 72 SpD / 20 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- High Jump Kick  
- Head Smash  
- Payback  
- Fire Punch  

cartoon animal (Cresselia) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Levitate  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 2 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe  
- Psychic  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Ice Beam  
- Energy Ball