Ettin (Scovillain) (M) @ Blunder Policy  
Ability: Chlorophyll  
Tera Type: Steel  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Spicy Extract  
- Energy Ball  
- Flamethrower  
- Rage Powder  

Literally God (Whimsicott) (M) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Prankster  
Shiny: Yes  
Tera Type: Fairy  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Helping Hand  
- Tailwind  
- Moonblast  
- Memento  

Vulcan (Volcarona) (F) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Flame Body  
Tera Type: Fire  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Giga Drain  
- Quiver Dance  
- Fiery Dance  
- Bug Buzz  

Pao-Chien (Chien-Pao) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Sword of Ruin  
Tera Type: Fighting  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Icicle Crash  
- Sacred Sword  
- Crunch  
- Protect  

Me irl (Ceruledge) @ Wide Lens  
Ability: Flash Fire  
Tera Type: Grass  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Poltergeist  
- Shadow Sneak  
- Swords Dance  
- Bitter Blade  

Gleep Glorp (Deoxys) @ White Herb  
Ability: Pressure  
Tera Type: Dark  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Nasty Plot  
- Psycho Boost  
- Protect  
- Thunderbolt