BOJACK HORSEMAN (Cobalion) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Justified  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Taunt  
- Close Combat  
- Iron Head  

HANDSOME YOUNG MAN (Mamoswine) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Thick Fat  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Ice Shard  
- Earthquake  
- Knock Off  
- Icicle Crash  

MEWTWO THIGHS (Bisharp) @ Lum Berry  
Ability: Defiant  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Sucker Punch  
- Iron Head  
- Knock Off  

FEET PIC SELLER (Dragonite) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Multiscale  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Dragon Dance  
- Outrage  
- Fire Punch  
- Dual Wingbeat  

SUSAN BOYLE (Froslass) (F) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Cursed Body  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Spikes  
- Taunt  
- Destiny Bond  
- Icy Wind  

THE TEA (Polteageist) @ Normalium Z  
Ability: Cursed Body  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Shell Smash  
- Shadow Ball  
- Stored Power  
- Hyper Beam