edgy lil brother (Bisharp) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Defiant  
Tera Type: Dark  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Sucker Punch  
- Iron Head  
- Thunder Wave  
- Low Kick  

arbys (no meat) (Arboliva) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Seed Sower  
Tera Type: Fire  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Tera Blast  
- Giga Drain  
- Earth Power  
- Substitute  

intruder (Dragapult) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Clear Body  
Tera Type: Dark  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Dragon Darts  
- Phantom Force  
- Sucker Punch  
- U-turn  

angry femboy (Iron Valiant) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Quark Drive  
Tera Type: Fairy  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Moonblast  
- Thunderbolt  
- Shadow Ball  
- Psyshock  

samsung levant (Rotom-Wash) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Levitate  
Tera Type: Ground  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Volt Switch  
- Hydro Pump  
- Protect  
- Will-O-Wisp  

diarrhea (Clodsire) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Water Absorb  
Tera Type: Ghost  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Earthquake  
- Yawn  
- Recover