BIG RED GUY (Groudon-Primal) @ Red Orb  
Ability: Desolate Land  
EVs: 248 HP / 236 SpD / 24 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- Precipice Blades  
- Stealth Rock  
- Thunder Wave  
- Rest  

SUPER COOL DRAGON (Zekrom) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Teravolt  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Dragon Dance  
- Bolt Strike  
- Outrage  
- Substitute  

I HATE IT HERE (Arceus-Dark) @ Dread Plate  
Ability: Multitype  
EVs: 248 HP / 48 Def / 188 SpD / 24 Spe  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Judgment  
- Thunder Wave  
- Defog  
- Recover  

BROKEN SUN DOG (Necrozma-Dusk-Mane) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Prism Armor  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 Spe  
Impish Nature  
- Sunsteel Strike  
- Earthquake  
- Toxic  
- Moonlight  

SMOGON SNAKE DRAFT (Zygarde) @ Chesto Berry  
Ability: Power Construct  
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 Spe  
Impish Nature  
- Thousand Arrows  
- Glare  
- Haze  
- Rest  

BROKEN NOT SUN DOG (Zacian-Crowned) @ Rusted Sword  
Ability: Intrepid Sword  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Behemoth Blade  
- Close Combat  
- Wild Charge