Big Lizzy (Koraidon) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Teravolt  
Tera Type: Fighting  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Glaive Rush  
- Close Combat  
- Gigaton Hammer  
- U-turn  

Dingo Ate Ma Baby (Slowbro-Mega) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Regenerator  
Tera Type: Water  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Teleport  
- Burning Bulwark  
- Rapid Spin  
- Scald  

Mama Egg (Blissey) (F) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Magic Guard  
Tera Type: Normal  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 SpA / 0 Spe  
- Shore Up  
- Ruination  
- Court Change  
- Parting Shot  

Moderate Chimcken (Blaziken-Mega) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Turboblaze  
Tera Type: Fire  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- V-create  
- Collision Course  
- Headlong Rush  
- First Impression  

Nom Nom (Yveltal) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Fur Coat  
Tera Type: Dark  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Impish Nature  
- Knock Off  
- Haze  
- Nuzzle  
- Strength Sap  

Jesus H Christ (Arceus-Ground) @ Earth Plate  
Ability: Ice Scales  
Tera Type: Ground  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Stone Axe  
- Earthquake  
- Glare  
- Shore Up