think pink (Slowking) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 240 Def / 16 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Scald  
- Future Sight  
- Slack Off  
- Teleport  

suck my conk (Conkeldurr) @ Flame Orb  
Ability: Guts  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Close Combat  
- Knock Off  
- Facade  
- Mach Punch  

bitchy sissy (Latias) (F) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Draco Meteor  
- Thunderbolt  
- Mystical Fire  
- Roost  

jiggy piggy (Mamoswine) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Oblivious  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Icicle Crash  
- Earthquake  
- Ice Shard  
- Knock Off  

inch by flinch (Jirachi) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Serene Grace  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Iron Head  
- Stealth Rock  
- U-turn  
- Thunder  

shroom of doom (Amoonguss) @ Eject Button  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 244 HP / 252 Def / 12 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Spore  
- Giga Drain  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Foul Play