I RIDE IN A TANK (Jellicent) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Water Absorb  
EVs: 252 HP / 116 Def / 140 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Toxic  
- Taunt  
- Recover  
- Scald  

PURPLE LIKE LEAN (Cobalion) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Justified  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Close Combat  
- Iron Head  
- Thunder Wave  

DONT GET CLOSE (Reuniclus) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 248 HP / 24 SpA / 236 SpD  
Modest Nature  
- Knock Off  
- Future Sight  
- Psyshock  
- Focus Blast  

NEVA TOO MUCH (Roserade) @ Black Sludge  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Spikes  
- Leaf Storm  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Synthesis  

GO TO THE MOON (Togekiss) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Serene Grace  
EVs: 252 HP / 80 Def / 176 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Roost  
- Defog  
- Air Slash  
- Heal Bell  

FUCK A OPP (Flygon) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- U-turn  
- Outrage  
- Earthquake  
- Stone Edge