Birds & The Bees (Gallade-Mega) (M) @ Galladite  
Ability: Justified  
EVs: 160 Atk / 96 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Substitute  
- Drain Punch  
- Knock Off  

Family Ties (Iron Boulder) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Quark Drive  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Zen Headbutt  
- Mighty Cleave  
- Close Combat  
- Earthquake  

16 (Slowbro) @ Colbur Berry  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Scald  
- Body Press  
- Teleport  
- Slack Off  

Dramatic Girl (Jirachi) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Serene Grace  
EVs: 240 HP / 232 SpD / 36 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Thunder Wave  
- U-turn  
- Iron Head  

CA$INO (Tapu Lele) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Psychic Surge  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 220 SpA / 36 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Psyshock  
- Moonblast  
- Focus Blast  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  

I'm not a lyricist (Latios) (M) @ Dragonium Z  
Ability: Levitate  
Tera Type: Dragon  
EVs: 20 Def / 236 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Draco Meteor  
- Ice Beam  
- Thunderbolt  
- Roost