Down Bad (Alakazam) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Counter  
- Expanding Force  
- Focus Blast  
- Dazzling Gleam  

PTSD (Hatterene) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Magic Bounce  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 248 Def / 8 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Calm Mind  
- Draining Kiss  
- Expanding Force  
- Trick Room  

Sacrifices (Indeedee-F) (F) @ Terrain Extender  
Ability: Psychic Surge  
EVs: 252 HP / 72 Def / 184 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Expanding Force  
- Mystical Fire  
- Dazzling Gleam  
- Healing Wish  

Sleep Deprived (Jirachi) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Serene Grace  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Substitute  
- Iron Head  
- Fire Punch  
- Toxic  

Self Love (Mew) @ Power Herb  
Ability: Synchronize  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Meteor Beam  
- Dazzling Gleam  
- Flamethrower  
- Soft-Boiled  

1993 (Slowking) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 212 SpD / 44 Spe  
Calm Nature  
- Scald  
- Flamethrower  
- Dragon Tail  
- Expanding Force