DUCKY (Porygon2) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Trace  
Tera Type: Normal  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Trick Room  
- Teleport  
- Foul Play  
- Recover  

BRITISH CHICK (Mawile-Mega) (F) @ Mawilite  
Ability: Huge Power  
Tera Type: Steel  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Iron Head  
- Knock Off  
- Play Rough  
- Sucker Punch  

YOU STUPID MOFO (Cresselia) (F) @ Mental Herb  
Ability: Levitate  
Tera Type: Psychic  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Moonblast  
- Shadow Ball  
- Lunar Dance  
- Trick Room  

HI (Hatterene) (F) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Magic Bounce  
Tera Type: Psychic  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Psychic  
- Dazzling Gleam  
- Healing Wish  
- Trick Room  

BRUH (Melmetal) @ Punching Glove  
Ability: Iron Fist  
Tera Type: Steel  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Double Iron Bash  
- Thunder Punch  
- Ice Punch  
- Earthquake  

Sexiest Girl In NJ (Crawdaunt) (F) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Adaptability  
Tera Type: Water  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Crabhammer  
- Knock Off  
- Aqua Jet  
- Close Combat