LORD THICC (Mamoswine) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Thick Fat  
EVs: 196 Atk / 60 SpA / 252 Spe  
Naive Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Ice Shard  
- Icicle Crash  
- Freeze-Dry  

DON THICC (Venusaur-Mega) @ Venusaurite  
Ability: Thick Fat  
EVs: 248 HP / 124 Def / 120 SpD / 16 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Synthesis  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Giga Drain  

SIR THICC (Snorlax) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Thick Fat  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Rock Slide  
- Fire Punch  
- Facade  

Muk / kuM... (Muk-Alola) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Poison Touch  
EVs: 252 HP / 116 Atk / 136 SpD / 4 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Fire Punch  
- Knock Off  
- Pursuit  
- Poison Jab  

Of Course (Greninja) (M) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Protean  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Hasty Nature  
- Low Kick  
- Spikes  
- Extrasensory  
- Ice Beam  

U Know I'm here (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 248 HP / 216 Def / 24 SpD / 20 Spe  
Impish Nature  
- Defog  
- Hidden Power [Ice]  
- Earthquake  
- Protect