YOURE PERFECT (Centiskorch) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Flash Fire  
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Fire Lash  
- Knock Off  
- Leech Life  
- Power Whip  

YOURE BEAUTIFUL (Silvally-Grass) @ Grass Memory  
Ability: RKS System  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Naive Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Multi-Attack  
- Rock Slide  
- Flamethrower  

LINDA EVANGELISTA (Rhydon) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Lightning Rod  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Stone Edge  
- Earthquake  
- Heavy Slam  

YOURE A MODEL (Cramorant) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Gulp Missile  
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 40 SpD / 16 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Surf  
- Brave Bird  
- Defog  
- Roost  

STONE THOSE TIGHTS (Kangaskhan) (F) @ Silk Scarf  
Ability: Scrappy  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Fake Out  
- Double-Edge  
- Earthquake  
- Sucker Punch  

OH, YOURE SMILING (Rotom) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Volt Switch  
- Shadow Ball  
- Thunderbolt  
- Trick