LUCIUS MALFOY (Zygarde) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Refrigerate  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Dragon Dance  
- Thousand Arrows  
- Toxic  
- Extreme Speed  

professor trelawney (Magearna) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Adaptability  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Fleur Cannon  
- Dazzling Gleam  
- Volt Switch  
- Focus Blast  

peter pettigrew (Mew) @ Light Clay  
Ability: Snow Warning  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Aurora Veil  
- Stealth Rock  
- Explosion  
- Taunt  

kanye west (Charizard) @ Charizardite X  
Ability: Defiant  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Dragon Dance  
- Dragon Claw  
- Flare Blitz  
- Thunder Punch  

the pope (Bisharp) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Tough Claws  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Knock Off  
- Iron Head  
- Sucker Punch  

mark twain (Kommo-o) @ Kommonium Z  
Ability: Adaptability  
EVs: 252 Atk / 24 SpA / 232 Spe  
Naughty Nature  
- Clanging Scales  
- Close Combat  
- Poison Jab  
- Swords Dance