go porygons (Corviknight) @ Sablenite  
Ability: Mirror Armor  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- U-turn  
- Brave Bird  
- Roost  
- Defog  

pick a sack (Toxtricity) @ Altarianite  
Ability: Punk Rock  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Boomburst  
- Thunderbolt  
- Volt Switch  
- Shift Gear  

bricc (Rhyperior) @ Tyranitarite  
Ability: Solid Rock  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Swords Dance  
- Earthquake  
- Rock Blast  

so good (Lucario) (M) @ Pinsirite  
Ability: Inner Focus  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Extreme Speed  
- Close Combat  
- Mega Kick  

fuck mew (Hydreigon) @ Absolite  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Nasty Plot  
- Dark Pulse  
- Hydro Pump  
- Roost  

fuck rk9 (Toxapex) @ Banettite  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Toxic  
- Scald  
- Recover  
- Haze