friendly merchant (Probopass) @ Berry Juice  
Ability: Sturdy  
Level: 2  
EVs: 4 Def  
Adamant Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Endure  
- Pain Split  
- Toxic  
- Magic Coat  

Mr. Tickle (Deoxys-Defense) @ Grip Claw  
Ability: Pressure  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD  
Impish Nature  
- Recover  
- Cosmic Power  
- Rest  
- Wrap  

New Zealand sucks (Kangaskhan) (F) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Scrappy  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Double-Edge  
- Earthquake  
- Fire Punch  
- Fake Out  

Shinobi (Greninja) @ Poison Barb  
Ability: Protean  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Fling  
- Night Slash  
- Acrobatics  
- Spikes  

Finland sucks (Volcarona) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Flame Body  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Fiery Dance  
- Psychic  
- Giga Drain  
- Quiver Dance  

ohohohoho (Froslass) (F) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Cursed Body  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Poltergeist  
- Triple Axel  
- Thunder Wave  
- Trick