Start of D-jokes (Cloyster) @ King's Rock.....I mean White Herb
Ability: Skill Link  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Shell Smash  
- Icicle Spear  
- Liquidation  
- Rock Blast  

Noob Fairy (Clefable) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 188 HP / 252 SpA / 64 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Calm Mind  
- Moonblast  
- Thunderbolt  
- Flamethrower  

CoNkeLDurR (Obstagoon) @ Flame Orb  
Ability: Guts  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Facade  
- Knock Off  
- Close Combat  
- Switcheroo/0bstruct  

Illegal (3 mons) (Dugtrio) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Arena Trap  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Reversal  
- Stone Edge  
- Sucker Punch  

Worser CoCoa (Grimmsnarl) @ Light Clay  
Ability: Prankster  
EVs: 92 HP / 252 Atk / 164 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Spirit Break  
- Reflect  
- Light Screen  
- Taunt