Butch Tgirl (Sneasler) (F) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Poison Touch  
EVs: 2 HP / 32 Atk / 32 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Dire Claw  
- Close Combat  
- Fake Out  
- Throat Chop  

big birb (Talonflame) @ Sharp Beak  
Ability: Gale Wings  
EVs: 2 HP / 32 Atk / 32 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Flare Blitz  
- Tailwind  
- Dual Wingbeat  

OU Sensei (Samurott-Hisui) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Sharpness  
Level: 50  
EVs: 6 HP / 32 Atk / 28 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Night Slash  
- Aqua Cutter  
- Aqua Jet  
- Smart Strike  

The RNG Devil (Scovillain) (F) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Moody  
EVs: 4 HP / 32 SpA / 30 Spe  
Modest Nature  
- Overheat  
- Giga Drain  
- Rage Powder  
- Protect  

TrickRoomAnswer (Rhyperior) (F) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Solid Rock  
EVs: 32 HP / 32 Atk / 2 SpD  
Brave Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Rock Slide  
- Megahorn  
- Curse  

Femboy Wife (Gardevoir) (M) @ Gardevoirite  
Ability: Synchronize  
Level: 50  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 12 HP / 32 SpA / 22 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Hyper Voice  
- Thunderbolt  
- Calm Mind  
- Protect