The Accident (Mew) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Magic Guard  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Body Press  
- Cosmic Power  
- Roost  
- Psychic  

Thick Thighs (Zapdos-Galar) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 72 HP / 36 Atk / 252 Def / 148 Spe  
Impish Nature  
- Close Combat  
- Brave Bird  
- U-turn  
- Counter  

Toenails (Zarude-Dada) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Flash Fire  
EVs: 248 HP / 128 SpD / 132 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- Power Whip  
- Darkest Lariat  
- Bulk Up  
- Jungle Healing  

Crusty Duvet (Nihilego) @ Payapa Berry  
Ability: Regenerator  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 244 HP / 156 Def / 56 SpD / 52 Spe  
Bold Nature  
- Knock Off  
- Power Gem  
- Toxic Spikes  
- Sludge Bomb  

Dem Hips tho (Tapu Koko) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 SpA / 32 SpD / 224 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Thunderbolt  
- Dazzling Gleam  
- U-turn  
- Roost  

Big Booty Bitch (Heatran) (F) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Desolate Land  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 248 HP / 88 Def / 172 SpA  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Iron Defense  
- Magma Storm  
- Stealth Rock  
- Body Press