Get StickBugged (Pheromosa) @ Protective Pads  
Ability: Beast Boost  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- U-turn  
- Close Combat  
- Triple Axel  
- Rapid Spin  

ThiccBug (Buzzwole) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Beast Boost  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def  
Impish Nature  
- Drain Punch  
- Roost  
- Toxic  
- Ice Punch  

Onii-chan (Nidoking) (M) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Sheer Force  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Sludge Wave  
- Earth Power  
- Toxic Spikes  
- Flamethrower  

Ban me already (Magearna) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Soul-Heart  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Volt Switch  
- Flash Cannon  
- Fleur Cannon  
- Trick  

Slowsis (Slowbro) (F) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Scald  
- Future Sight  
- Teleport  
- Slack Off  

Kekw (Blissey) (F) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA  
Bold Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Teleport  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Seismic Toss