never look back (Tapu Fini) @ Toxic Orb  
Ability: Poison Heal  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Moonblast  
- Scald  
- Taunt  
- Baneful Bunker  

out of sight (Zamazenta-Crowned) @ Shed Shell  
Ability: Fur Coat  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Impish Nature  
- Anchor Shot  
- Low Kick  
- Taunt  
- Recover  

ooh la la (Xerneas) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Pixilate  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Rash Nature  
- Rapid Spin  
- Knock Off  
- Boomburst  
- Strength Sap  

the ground below (Celesteela) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Triage  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Nasty Plot  
- Oblivion Wing  
- Earth Power  
- Leech Seed  

holy calamafuck (Ho-Oh) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Prankster  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- V-create  
- Roost  
- Haze  
- Copycat  

pulling the pin (Kartana) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Steelworker  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Sunsteel Strike  
- Bullet Punch  
- Grav Apple  
- Shore Up