Step Father (Machamp) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Guts  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Cross Chop  
- Sleep Talk  
- Hidden Power [Ghost]  
- Rock Slide  

Son (Snorlax) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Immunity  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Self-Destruct  
- Return  
- Earthquake  
- Shadow Ball  

Holy Spirit (Smeargle) @ Focus Band  
Ability: Own Tempo  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Belly Drum  
- Explosion  
- Extreme Speed  
- Spore  

St. Patty (Celebi) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 252 HP / 100 Def / 156 SpD  
Impish Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Baton Pass  
- Hidden Power [Rock]  
- Leech Seed  

Angel O Death (Aerodactyl) @ Liechi Berry  
Ability: Rock Head  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Rock Slide  
- Double-Edge  
- Earthquake  
- Substitute  

The Pope (Metagross) @ Lum Berry  
Ability: Clear Body  
EVs: 152 HP / 252 Atk / 104 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Meteor Mash  
- Earthquake  
- Agility  
- Explosion