Imma Wack You (Thwackey) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Grassy Surge  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Wood Hammer  
- Grassy Glide  
- Knock Off  
- U-turn  

Mega Unown (Sigilyph) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Roost  
- Psychic  
- Dazzling Gleam  
- Heat Wave  

*gurgle noises* (Cramorant) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Gulp Missile  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Surf  
- Hurricane  
- Roost  
- Defog  

Good Times (Togedemaru) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Lightning Rod  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Zing Zap  
- Iron Head  
- U-turn  
- Toxic  

CleTroll (Clefairy) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Moonblast  
- Toxic  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Stealth Rock  

Saggy Baggy (Scrafty) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Shed Skin  
EVs: 252 HP / 140 SpD / 116 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- Bulk Up  
- Knock Off  
- Drain Punch  
- Rest