i like you (Chansey) (F) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD  
Bold Nature  
- Seismic Toss  
- Toxic  
- Stealth Rock  
- Soft-Boiled  

expected arrival (Zapdos) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Pressure  
Hidden Power: Ice  
EVs: 248 HP / 188 Def / 72 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Discharge  
- Heat Wave  
- Roost  
- Defog  

he's gone (Scizor-Mega) @ Scizorite  
Ability: Light Metal  
EVs: 248 HP / 40 Atk / 220 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Bullet Punch  
- Roost  
- Sand Tomb  

breathe dear (Slowbro) @ Colbur Berry  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Scald  
- Toxic  
- Counter  
- Slack Off  

i wander all day (Ditto) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Imposter  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 30 SpA / 30 SpD / 1 Spe  
- Transform  

home (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb  
Ability: Poison Heal  
EVs: 244 HP / 52 Def / 100 SpD / 112 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Defog  
- Knock Off  
- Roost