Slappable Head (Baxcalibur) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Ice Body  
Tera Type: Fairy  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Icicle Crash  
- Earthquake  
- Substitute  
- Dragon Dance  

My Brain (Real) (Slowking-Galar) (M) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Regenerator  
Shiny: Yes  
Tera Type: Grass  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Future Sight  
- Chilly Reception  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Slack Off  

Matte (Kingambit) (F) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Supreme Overlord  
Shiny: Yes  
Tera Type: Flying  
EVs: 236 HP / 252 Atk / 20 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Kowtow Cleave  
- Sucker Punch  
- Tera Blast  

Candice (Corviknight) (F) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Pressure  
Tera Type: Ground  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD  
Impish Nature  
- Brave Bird  
- Defog  
- U-turn  
- Roost  

Average Pitbull (Zamazenta) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Dauntless Shield  
Tera Type: Electric  
EVs: 252 HP / 88 Def / 168 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Iron Defense  
- Body Press  
- Crunch  
- Heavy Slam  

Insert Sus Joke (Amoonguss) @ Red Card  
Ability: Regenerator  
Shiny: Yes  
Tera Type: Water  
EVs: 252 HP / 172 Def / 84 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Spore  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Giga Drain  
- Clear Smog