donut shop cop (Tentacruel) @ Lum Berry  
Ability: Liquid Ooze  
EVs: 132 HP / 12 SpA / 112 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Icy Wind  
- Screech  
- Rapid Spin  
- Toxic Spikes  

dying of thirst (Kyogre) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Drizzle  
EVs: 248 HP / 188 Def / 56 SpA / 16 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Surf  
- Ice Beam  
- Calm Mind  
- Protect  

junkie chase (Jirachi) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Serene Grace  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Iron Head  
- Ice Punch  
- U-turn  
- Healing Wish  

want it need it (Wobbuffet) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Shadow Tag  
EVs: 88 HP / 168 Def / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Encore  
- Tickle  
- Mirror Coat  
- Counter  

i'm good (Dugtrio) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Arena Trap  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Sucker Punch  
- Pursuit  
- Toxic  

not for nothing (Dialga) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Pressure  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Dragon Pulse  
- Thunder  
- Protect  
- Stealth Rock