I am speed (Calyrex-Ice) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Refrigerate  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Explosion  
- Fake Out  
- Extreme Speed  
- Swords Dance  

haha (funny) (Chansey) (F) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Imposter  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Final Gambit  
- Trick  
- Recover  
- Seismic Toss  

hit by truck (Xerneas) @ Pixie Plate  
Ability: Pixilate  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Lonely Nature  
- Boomburst  
- Extreme Speed  
- Shift Gear  
- V-create  

the truck (Eternatus) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Sheer Force  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Sludge Wave  
- Blue Flare  
- Earth Power  
- Quiver Dance  

testosterone (Regigigas) @ Sitrus Berry  
Ability: Cheek Pouch  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Belly Drum  
- Extreme Speed  
- Multi-Attack  
- Spectral Thief  

my body is regi (Registeel) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Prankster  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Sticky Web  
- Teleport  
- Topsy-Turvy  
- Defog