Singing Waifu (Meloetta) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Serene Grace  
Tera Type: Stellar  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpA  
Mild Nature  
- Close Combat  
- Thunderbolt  
- Psychic  
- Relic Song  

BOOM BOOM V2.5 (Clefable) @ Leppa Berry  
Ability: Magic Guard  
Tera Type: Fairy  
EVs: 252 HP / 188 Def / 68 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
- Cosmic Power  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Metronome  
- Work Up  

Masturbate NOW (Lopunny-Mega) (F) @ Lopunnite  
Ability: Cute Charm  
Tera Type: Normal  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Fake Out  
- Close Combat  
- Return  
- Encore  

Mil'tanky (Furfrou-Dandy) (F) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Fur Coat  
Tera Type: Normal  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Spe  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Cotton Guard  
- Toxic  
- Rest  
- Role Play  

Snipped Resident (Drapion) (M) @ Chesto Berry  
Ability: Battle Armor  
Tera Type: Bug  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Acupressure  
- Skitter Smack  
- Fell Stinger  
- Rest  

Kill All Furries (Zoroark) (F) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Illusion  
Tera Type: Ice  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Nasty Plot  
- Tera Blast  
- Night Daze  
- U-turn