Unemployed (Slaking) @ Lum Berry  
Ability: Huge Power  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Sunsteel Strike  
- Fake Out  
- Sacred Fire  
- Extreme Speed  

PrettyPinkPrincess (Mewtwo-Mega-X) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Pure Power  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Shell Smash  
- Spectral Thief  
- Sacred Sword  
- Photon Geyser  

Obama (Rayquaza-Mega) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Dazzling  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Mild Nature  
- Clangorous Soulblaze  
- Clanging Scales  
- Shell Smash  
- Sunsteel Strike  

Goku who? (Mewtwo-Mega-Y) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Parental Bond  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Moongeist Beam  
- Extreme Evoboost  
- Freeze-Dry  
- Photon Geyser  

PrettyPinkPrinces (Mewtwo-Mega-X) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Magic Bounce  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Photon Geyser  
- Close Combat  
- Let's Snuggle Forever  
- Shell Smash  

You fat fuck (Blissey) (F) @ Safety Goggles  
Ability: Innards Out  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Gentle Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Def  
- Whirlwind  
- Magic Coat  
- Shore Up  
- Defog