Hood Lando (Landorus) (M) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Sand Force  
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Naive Nature  
- Gravity  
- Earth Power  
- Sludge Wave  
- Superpower  

Excadealer (Excadrill) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Sand Rush  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Iron Head  
- Rapid Spin  
- Rock Slide  

Hippo on drugs (Hippowdon) @ Smooth Rock  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 Spe  
Impish Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Stealth Rock  
- Slack Off  
- Rock Slide  

Hood Sl*t (Clefable) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 HP / 248 Def / 8 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Moonblast  
- Gravity  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Flamethrower  

Big Poppa (Amoonguss) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 248 HP / 144 Def / 116 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
- Clear Smog  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Giga Drain  
- Stomping Tantrum  

The Label (Jirachi) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Serene Grace  
EVs: 252 HP / 200 SpD / 56 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- U-turn  
- Gravity  
- Wish  
- Protect