I Hate The Ladder (Azelf) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Hasty Nature  
- Taunt  
- Stealth Rock  
- Explosion  
- Fire Blast  

Too Tired For This (Urshifu-Rapid-Strike) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Unseen Fist  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Close Combat  
- Bulk Up  
- Surging Strikes  
- Ice Punch  

Ugh, Fine I Guess (Altaria-Mega) @ Altarianite  
Ability: Pixilate  
Happiness: 0  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Dragon Dance  
- Earthquake  
- Frustration  
- Heat Wave  

I Don't Care (Scizor) @ Metal Coat  
Ability: Technician  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Bullet Punch  
- Dual Wingbeat  
- Bug Bite  

Whatever (Scolipede) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Speed Boost  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Poison Jab  
- Megahorn  
- Aqua Tail  

I'm Losing It (Porygon-Z) @ Normalium Z  
Ability: Adaptability  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Thunderbolt  
- Ice Beam  
- Recover  
- Conversion